Bethany, 30s, England. ko-fi | ao3 | 🦀🦀 I try to write. It doesn't work. Don't believe me? Click on the crabs for my writing link! Currently into cdramas, kdramas, DC and Danny Phantom (especially dpxdc rn)! Remember when I had a sheep here all the time? That was weird.
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Fixed it.
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(View in light mode then click the image!)
Saw this post and immediately took inspiration. solid background versions for dark mode users:
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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
#this is true#goddamn how is it summer and i still havent been to the beach#take me to the seaside#i need to stand barefoot in the waves
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Been so focused on Twiyor lately that I almost forgot about this particular development
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It was too perfect NOT to do these two
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Are they bi based on vibes?
#cabin pressure#100% bi#like of course this man has fooled around with men and women#you think he can't seduce a man? him? the sky god?
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house of leaves ass cookbook
#house of leaves#hol#recipes#cant wait to watch them delve deeper into the madness of those recipes#Instagram
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Some JinuRumi for the soul AUGGGGGH ✨️
#everyone shut UHUPPPPPPPP#its just me and this art forever and always now okay?#ugh i love this#jinu#kpop demon hunters
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It's him it's the guy
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Uk media reporting on the OSA:
Reality:
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I fucking hate it here
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this is not my screenshot
discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.
DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE
if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.
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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.
Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.
#yiiikkes#welp!#was gonna save transferring everything until id finished my fic but uhhh.. .#ellipsus here i come#google#fanfic
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#hooooooly fucking shit#uk politics#uk#i voted for these assholes????#(i would have voted green but our area generally swings towards conservatives so we were tactical voting)#(it didnt work. fucking. the reform party took the constiuency. reform.)
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Cosmic Rift
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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags
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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
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