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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you
#okay i knew they came from incels and i knew incels are fasho adjacent (or just plain fashos) usually#but for some reason i was still like oh the funny haha words#for someone whos allegedly into language i gotta like. think more than one thought at a time more often
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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc
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reblog if you’re a sick fuck
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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note
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If the twins ever reach a point of talking like normal people, Dante should just go "what made you think you even COULD physically separate yourself from half your entire person???"
And Nero’s just there eating raw cookie dough like, "well someone clearly took the concept of trauma dumping a bit too literally"
#nero would be forever salty bc he did grow to like V a lot but also did Vergil have to DO ALL THAT?? REALLY#nero#dante#vergil#dmc#v
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what did they mean by this
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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huge fan of when the good guys are themed on dark colors and spiky scrappy punk aesthetics and the bad guys are themed on light colors and angelic imagery and order. always such a banger.
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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!
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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”
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