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Sirius, winking at Remus: I'm like coffee because I keep you up all night

Marlene, smirking at Dorcas: I'm like coffee because I grind so fine

Regulus: I'm like coffee-

Remus: Oh enough-

Regulus: because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing something

James, known sweettooth, pours a cup of black coffee and meets Reg's eye as he drinks it.

Regulus rolls his eyes but is internally dying.

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Regulus: *says some shit in french during a fight*

James: OH NO DO NOT FRENCH ME RIGHT NOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK HOT WHILE IM TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU.

Regulus: *lows his voice and swears in french towards james*

James *giggles and blushes*: okay i forgive you.

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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Regulus calling James an idiot in french and James swooning over him because he thought Regulus called him something cute.

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Peter pettigrew would totally leave little chocolate coins under the boys’ pillows every now and then as a sweet little surprise. No one ever really talked about it too much, maybe an ‘oh nice i needed this!’ or something, but never a full on conversation. Everyone knew it was Peter though, he could see when Remus was stressed or James was nervous (normally about quidditch) or Sirius was particularly antsy, and found a small unexpected pick me up would go a long way because it let them know that they were loved, even i the tiny form of a little chocolate.

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It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

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Eddie, on the phone with Steve: Turn around

Eddie: No, the other way

Eddie: Again, the other way

Eddie: Okay, one more time

Steve: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Eddie: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

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*Order Mission*

Remus: I think we should stop and go back

James: *yelling* WE ARE NOT GOING BACK. POTTERS DO NOT QUIT

Remus: *already on his way back* I’m a Lupin. We quit

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Remus: GO TO HELL Sirius: HEY SMARTASS I CANT GO HOME YET— SUMMER ISNT FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS Remus: I- James: babe— Regulus: he’s not wrong—

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the marauders fandom be like:

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James: I’m kind of seeing someone but I’m worried about telling you who because you’re not gonna like it

Sirius: Just rip the bandage off mate

James: It’s your brother

Sirius: Put the fucking bandage back on

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happy pride month you beautiful wonderful fucks!! 🏳️‍🌈

in honor of pride month here’s some wolfstar and jegulus as they are my current top ships:

*the marauders + regulus all sitting in the common room*

James, writing a last minute potions essay and absentmindedly trying to get regulus’s attention: hey love?

Sirius and Regulus, both looking up from their books: hmm?

Sirius, looking at regulus startled: why did you look up?

Regulus, who just realized he and James gave themselves away: •_•

James, who also just realized this: •_•

Sirius, who’s looking between the two and putting the pieces together: whY DID YOU LOOK UP REGULUS

Regulus:

James:

Peter, who figured it out weeks ago:

Remus, who also figured it out a while back, deciding to make sirius forget about it so they can stay a secret: hold on, sirius. you’re ignoring a very crucial part of this.

Sirius: what??

Remus: why did YOU look up?

Sirius: because james is my unofficial wife obviously.

Remus: uh huh, then what does that make me?

Sirius: my unofficial husband, come on remus we’ve been over this a dozen times by now.

Remus: I want an unofficial divorce.

Sirius: nope sorry, you’ve already unofficially divorced me once this week, you can’t do it again

Remus: why not? if we’re unofficially married then i can unofficially divorce you and remarry you as many times as i want

*commence sirius and remus bickering like an old married couple*

Regulus and James: *deep synchronized sighs of relief as they smile at each other*

Remus: *secretly smiles watching them together while sirius goes off on a tangent about their unofficial divorce*

Peter, who’s bored and also wants to annoy sirius whenever he has the chance: i, as your side hoe, also want a divorce

Sirius: wha-

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James, thinking of an earlier encounter with Reg:

James, shoots upright in bed: he was fLiRtInG with me!?!?

Peter, Remus and Sirius, all trying to sleep: yes now shut the fuck up.

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Marlene: okay pretty princesses time to speak, who made you realize you liked guys?

Sirius: bold of you to ask, Remus obviously

James: Remus, when i saw him in 4th year my head just went like "do i like dudes?"

Regulus: yeah yeah, Remus at some point...

Sirius: REGULUS YOU LIKED MY BOYFRIEND? WAIT JAMES DID YOU LIKED MY BOYFRIEND????

James: ...

James: and your brother *runs*

Remus: ... David Bowie.

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*James quietly sneaking out of the Slytherin boys dorms*

*Marlene sneaking out of the Slytherin girls dorms at the exact same time*

They didn’t say anything to each other simply shared a high-five and walked together back up to Gryffindor tower.

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the fact that dorcas intimidated voldy enough that he killed her personally is very iconic

i approve