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I heard tits are back

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Sent this picture to my dad and he said "is that yours". No dad I found it on the Google. What do you think

Literally OBSESSED with her..............

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Literally OBSESSED with her..............

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I'm wrapped in cling film and on my way home and it literally looks so cute I'm gonna DIE she suggested adding pink on the paws and nosie and it's so 🥹🥹🥹 me rat......

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WOOP WOOP WOOP

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they should invent a life that is simple and easy to live and full of joy

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i cabt stop thinkinh about this pic so beautiful soulful

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things we know about girls

they dont like to go to work

thhey like to eat a burger

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imgur is such an orc name

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Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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If porn is still banned then how come I can post Sam giving it to gollum raw and wiggling?

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Salmon also “twitch” in the “stream” so maybe you should “follow” their example and get outside.