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new tumblr reaction image just dropped

w/ bonus template (but I better not see this anywhere but tumblr)

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how it feels to write star trek fanfiction

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I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

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Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

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drink a

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Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

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i'm at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

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my sister sent me this on discord because she's been obsessed with king of the hill lately and i'm taken aback by the tasteful homoeroticism in this composition

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Are you Smart the Fry?

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my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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this little passage from Mr. Rogers' book You Are Special made me tear up a little I can't lie

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I love how Avatar perfectly balances "the kids are going to save the world!" with "which is pretty fucked up, actually."