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the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

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Sits on your dash

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Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time you’re androgynous

Me: … I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin

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“They’re trying to convince people they can’t do the things they’ve been doing easily for years – to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies – to write that for you.” We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, “that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won’t know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can’t do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won’t have to process grief, because you’ll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it’s going to destroy humans, long before there’s a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people.”

Justine Bateman on AI in this article from The Guardian

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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

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i think more people should make their ocs fans of real life media. theres something hilarious about being like yeah this is my character prince blackheart darkness of the fallen shadowlands and yes she WAS a warrior cats kid growing up.

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I made him sit still for another photo

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Jason has been 'kidnapped', so Bruce goes to investigate and free him.

And accidentally walks in on Jason doing kink roleplay with Danny and Wes, unaware of it.

And managed to get the mistaken impression that Wes had somehow managed to knock Jason out and rope him down to an alter, upon which he would be 'sacrificed' to the Ghost King.

Now Bruce is beating the shit out of a horribly unprepared Wes, Jason is desperately yelling at him to stop it(while still tied up), and Danny has revealed himself in an attempt to make Bruce stop punching Wes. Everything has gone to shit, and the mood is very much gone.

Wes: Let's play 'The innocent virgin gets sacrificed to the Ghost king' ;)

Jason: I'm not sure you can convincingly play the part of 'the innocent virgin'.

Wes: Who said I was volenteering for that part?

Jason:

Danny: I'm down.

Jason: ...me too.

*later*

Wes: JASON, WHY DID YOU INVITE YOUR DAD TO AN ORGY

Jason: I DIDN'T! HE JUST FUCKING SHOWED UP!

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Anneliese Seubert for Jean Paul Gaultier HC FW 1998

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game

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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