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HANG ON WAIT I HAVE AN IMAGE FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST

Okay so what if ginger brave befriended the ultimate

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As much as I really love this idea, I don't think devsis would release the ultimate cookie with no warning like that. However I feel like they definitely could have some kind of connection

Oh…

SHIT. WAIT!

GUYS HEAR ME OUT, THIS MAY BE A STRETCH. (New CRK Trailer spoilers, dw I’ll send the new trailer in a few mins for you boycott peeps)

Doughel (or however you spell their name) might be the ultimate cookie.

How, you may ask? Yknow that blue priest guy in the trailer? (I’ll learn his name when the update comes out >:1)

Anyways, he describes Doughel as incomplete, wretched, and SORROWFUL.

Wasn’t the Ultimate Cookie weeping out while being made? And they didn’t really look complete…

And uhm… they have wangs like that one thing , so that’s another thingo.

Anyways byeeeeees

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Spoilers for the new trailer below

"Their Eminence Doughael speaks of the coming of the Promised Day. The day when the Creators return to our world."

OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS SO DEAD. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE WITCHES ARE COMING BACK SOON. WE'RE COOKED

Also this trailer is just crazy in general but it's so peak. Unfortunately I don't have time to analyze it :(

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Yesssss I rlly hope they do become friends

I feel like after a GingerBrave corruption arc and the standard soul jam fighting they kinda both just go "ok wait. We're both kids being sent to fight to the death by adults. that's kinda fucked up. What if we just didn't" and then they become best friends

Okay so what if ginger brave befriended the ultimate

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Buddy you are NOT saved

"Everyone look...! It's the Herald of Change! We're saved!!"

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Tge GingerBrave brainrot is getting worse

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Guys guys check this out its super cool

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Hang on... It says he has magic powder, not life powder (which cookies need to live)

and also no ginger powder??????

What the fuck 😭

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She created them via nuclear fission

If dark enchantress the mom…

Then who the daddy, I’m serious.

nobody is the father dark enchantress baked the kiddos

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THIS IS SO REAL OMG

Whenever I see smb mischaracterize the oventrio (ESPECIALLY BRAVE..) but it’s also, obvious they’re only mentioning them for story reasons and are not Crazy About Them like I am I’m like “goddammit. that’s wrong but I can’t say anything because. because you’re normal about them. FAWK.”

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Fuck you I wann b anonym and emo

That’s nice pookie

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Bro this u

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You don’t say

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From you

-One more stupid ask

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I SWEAR TO GOD I FUCKING-

H-hey there!

*Smiles and looks down pushing hair behind her cat ears*

I-i-i wanted to inform you a-about something..

*She clenches her fists, her ears going down as she growls*

G-G-GINGERB-BRAVE IS M-MINE!! SO STAY AWAY! you wont like me when im..mad..

*Her eyes turn red*

What

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H-hey there!

*Smiles and looks down pushing hair behind her cat ears*

I-i-i wanted to inform you a-about something..

*She clenches her fists, her ears going down as she growls*

G-G-GINGERB-BRAVE IS M-MINE!! SO STAY AWAY! you wont like me when im..mad..

*Her eyes turn red*

What

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What is the meaning of life.

GingerBrave

(In all honesty though I think it's doing what brings you and others joy)