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when your born with magic your eyes reflect what type your born with. Fire users have eyes like pools of magma, air users have swirling tornadoes, ice users have glacial expanses. You where born with eyes like black holes.

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Them but gay

realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house

it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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playing my touy

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cinderella...

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mario is going to spin the wheel and dox whoever it lands on

YOSHI lives on YOSHI'S ISLAND

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he's streaming; tip?

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mySCOOBERT.mp4

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Just a little something to take the edge off

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#Flintstones #meme

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