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Unfortunately, due to an...incident, Captain Zandi is now in the brig for the evening.

I'd ask Captain Zandi to stop flashing her tits around, but honestly, if the old woman's that committed to cleavage in sub-zero temps at her age, there's no stopping her.

Actually, the way she runs an Orion, there's no stopping her anyway. Glad to have her on Artru right now.

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Oh, fuck, you've got one of those mobile terminals that turns any cockpit into a command console. Why didn't they give me one of those things? How do I work this? Stop trying to

I SAID STOP, I'M TYP

I'd ask Captain Zandi to stop flashing her tits around, but honestly, if the old woman's that committed to cleavage in sub-zero temps at her age, there's no stopping her.

Actually, the way she runs an Orion, there's no stopping her anyway. Glad to have her on Artru right now.

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I'd ask Captain Zandi to stop flashing her tits around, but honestly, if the old woman's that committed to cleavage in sub-zero temps at her age, there's no stopping her.

Actually, the way she runs an Orion, there's no stopping her anyway. Glad to have her on Artru right now.

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[OOC]

Hoping to get back into running this little blog soon, it's just...life has been fucking happening.

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[OOC]

Technically, this piece is way outside the scope of this blog. But creativity’s taken a dive lately because of circumstances and it’s me writing hot ‘Mech-on-‘Mech action.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Expanse (TV), The Expanse Series - James S. A. Corey, Classic Battletech (Tabletop RPG), BattleTech: MechWarrior Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Bobbie Draper/Natasha Kerensky Characters: Bobbie Draper, Naomi Nagata, Natasha Kerensky Additional Tags: first draft, no editing we die like MechWarriors, Canon-Typical Violence, The Bobbie/Kerensky tag is mostly a joke, Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions got me an AO3 account so naturally I’m posting this, and I do not accept criticism because this was written a while ago in the middle of the night

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Lot of illnesses over here at Castle Nautilus. Half certain it’s some Directorate bioweapon I just happen to be immune to.

It’s really holding up those reports I gotta go through to send to Coromodir, on top of being…gross.

Nobody’s died, but it’s that kind of thing that makes them (and you) wish they had.

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Gets worse. It wasn’t a pillow.

It was a little dinosaur toy.

Who let me do that and why?

Unfortunately, I’ve been reminded of a childhood incident.

The milk pillow…

And now I’ve got to go test-fire these new snub PPCs.

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Unfortunately, I’ve been reminded of a childhood incident.

The milk pillow…

And now I’ve got to go test-fire these new snub PPCs.

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Actually, now that I’m looking…

This is some kind of attempt at a Marauder made from Mercury parts, I’m sure of it.

I’m sorry to report that the first inbound HPG in my queue after this kerfuffle (awaiting a full report, we’re trying to figure out what Lady Arano needs to know about it) is very bad news.

The Mako is not a LAM. It is, however, a derivative of the Mercury.

You know, I can see it. Everything that made me think LAM, now that I’m looking, also looks kind of Mercury-ish.

But I wanted an excuse to take piloting courses.

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I’m sorry to report that the first inbound HPG in my queue after this kerfuffle (awaiting a full report, we’re trying to figure out what Lady Arano needs to know about it) is very bad news.

The Mako is not a LAM. It is, however, a derivative of the Mercury.

You know, I can see it. Everything that made me think LAM, now that I’m looking, also looks kind of Mercury-ish.

But I wanted an excuse to take piloting courses.

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I’m thinking we need to tip the actual Widow off at this point, but no, high command doesn’t want to risk her finding out about Project MANO.

So we grabbed a few weird ‘Mechs out of the Dobrev. Law of salvage applies, even if the Minnesota Tribe somehow ticked her peepaw off and started a blood feud.

If she has a problem with us picking these things apart, tough.

Sitrep:

Things are weird. We’re pretty sure the Directorate doesn’t have anything bigger than a Leopard, but that was definitely a Fortress on the field there.

Really glad we got Nautilus’s drone system back up and running. Got ���em to burn off those nukes without any real combat losses. Even tricked ‘em into shelling their own assault lance.

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Sitrep:

Things are weird. We’re pretty sure the Directorate doesn’t have anything bigger than a Leopard, but that was definitely a Fortress on the field there.

Really glad we got Nautilus’s drone system back up and running. Got ‘em to burn off those nukes without any real combat losses. Even tricked ‘em into shelling their own assault lance.

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It's Marauder IIsday

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How would your BattleTech OC react to getting a briefing from another Mecha franchise? (LANCER, DAEMON X MACHINA, ARMORED CORE, etc.)

reblog if ur ok with getting asks for that kinda stuff i guess lol

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That's how we do things in the Reach.

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Battletech Ask Game

What kinds of non-sanctioned programs are installed on your characters' mechs' systems?

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It's the Dragoon false-flag that's really bugging me.

Someone's leaking intel to Ibex Rampant. Or Forever Vigilant. Or one of those other groups of dipsticks who don't know the Directorate lost.

They're also shipping them Nautilus 'Mechs. We know this because we're hosing Directorate MechWarriors out of a GRF-2N, SHD-2Hb, WVR-7H, and BSH-2B.

Bushmaster. You don't see a lot of those beauties. They never show up in the TROs.

The opsec situation means I'm probably not going to be sending updates for a bit. And someone will die, I guarantee it.