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I actually thought this as a kid. It doesn’t make any sense but I was convinced it was true

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[based on this legendary post]

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being a pervert 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

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Ralsei pfp checks out really hard

petting me is actually incredibly beneficial to everyone because you get to see me be pet and im real cute about it

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I mean like yah probably lmao those girls are poggy

YOUR SOULMATE is a TRANSGENDER PERVERT on TUMBLR.COM

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piplup grain entrapment

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love this piece of cloth 🏳️‍⚧️ <- the fag

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It’s a bug staring directly into a security camera

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God anything for Ralsei good lord

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Smash bros announcer: GERSON BOOM!

Wii controller: I̶'̶m̵ ̵o̶l̶d̸!̷

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Just perfectly out of frame in every battle is an annoying dog operating a giant rasterized PNG of a desk fan.

Found in drafts. Was I cooking or loosing my mind after 4 years no chapters.

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)