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Literally me posting

“Cornfed midwestern woman” are you trying to make me horny!? Like yes I’ve only ever had the most fattening food put in front of me and it shows. I’m a dumb girl with a pudgy gut and I like the simple things. I’m halfway to livestock already, might as well go all the way.🩵

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This is literally practicing inquiry skills! I love this!

i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

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Trruueeee

i need to have somewhat unethical and mildly unhealthy sexual encounters until i feel normal again

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Literally me

You have the top button on button-fly jeans undone because you’re a slut.

I have the top button undone because I’m a fat slut double-fisting donuts, we’re not the same.

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Me and @cottagefeeder

Fattened trophy wife in the streets

Prized livestock in the sheets

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I would joke that I feel called out, but this is my self report.

subby boys that listen to whatever you say. 🤤

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Yes please!

as a certified Cinema Lover i enjoy various movie theater fantasies such as “feeling myself spill over into neighboring seats”

and “my partner isn’t even that interested in the movie and spends the whole time gleefully running to and from concessions so that i can continue happily munching away”

and “my partner is actually incredibly invested in the movie and spends the whole time with their eyes glued to the screen and their hands bringing all the tasty treats they snuck in to my greedy mouth”

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I love being fat, horny, stuffed, and high, God it makes me feel so good.

awwwh babe, are those pants feeling extra tight? i don't blame you, you sure packed down a lot. why don't you take off your belt? i'll light a joint to help you digest.

here, take a hit. you sure are weighed down by your full tummy, huh? i didn't even think it could look so round. stuffed and panting looks so cute on you, baby.

take another hit. i can hear your belly burbling and working through all of that food, it's so full, so heavy... here, let me rub it for you. does that feel good honey? i bet it does.

i can't wait to see all of this food digest and add a couple more pounds to your pudge! you'll look so cute with an even wider, softer tummy...

what's that? you're hungry for more? awwwh, here, smoke this while i get you some dessert. i'll make sure your cute belly never goes empty again. 💙💙💙

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Reminds me of my special someone's way of making me feel wonderful from praise!

Praising a sub with a voice kink is too easy. “You did such a good job baby” over something small, and suddenly they’re stuttering, flushed, soaking through their clothes like I whispered filth instead of being sweet. It’s so adorable

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such a pretty glutton 💕

👉👈💓🥵 Thank you, I love how good it feels!

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I certainly would love some pretty people (gender for me doesn't matter) to do this for me too 👉👈🥺

Ok I need to know: do you prefer being praised for being a good growing girl, teased for being a gluttonous piggy, a mix of both or neither? 💗

I love all of those options - it all encourages me to keep eating and jiggling too much 🤤

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Give me both, I don't discriminate!

Stretch marks or claw marks?

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👉👈🥺🥵

When that title slips out of their mouth for the very first time.

You're nuzzled into my breasts, lips locked around my nipple while I cradle your head and work my fingers in and out of you. Your eyes are tightly shut, your sweet whimpers are like sounds of heaven for me, and your hips can't keep themselves still. My good girl. You're mumbling incoherently now, all I hear is the beginnings of little pleads, which fade into pretty little moans while I curl my finger into you, just like that. But when that edge is finally coming around the corner, when your hips are rutting faster and your lips fail at continuing to suckle me, I hear it.

"Please, m- mommy"

My fingers stop, but only for a few seconds. You look up at me with wide eyes, realization hitting you like a train. Your eyes are glossing up, and your lips are quivering. You're about to apologize. You're about to beg me to pretend that the past 10 seconds didn't happen.

Oh, sweetheart. Finally.

My hand that was softly cradling your head, now finds your roots and forms a tight grip. My eyes that were looking at you so tenderly before, are now darkened with the need to see you break for me. My fingers that were filling you up so tenderly and gently, now aim to completely and utterly wreck you.

"Was.. was that okay?"

"Say it again."

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Erika core moment

You were born to be a spoiled overfed princess who should be stuffed full of the most decadent food until you're dresses burst and you can barely fit in anything you own

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My turn? Please?

party trick

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Being fed donuts is a piggy's dream come true 🤤