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hanging-with-the-gnomies 12 days ago
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON NHENTAI
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 12 days ago
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 13 days ago
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what species are they? sorry I stacked them
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 13 days ago
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 13 days ago
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 14 days ago
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You never recover from being weird in middle school
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 18 days ago
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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so
DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 19 days ago
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every time a cis girl becomes a trans man is a good thing actually. the whole world should celebrate. if you came out as transmasc recently and someone had something to say about not needing more men in the world you should make them feel like shit about it. you dont deserve that. your becoming a man makes the world a better place - no ifs, no caveats, no exceptions. you being a man is a good thing because you are trans. you are not abandoning women, or abandoning feminism. you dont now have to dedicate your existence to defending women and being a selfless knight. you dont have to spend every social interaction trying to be as quiet as possible so you can be one of the good ones. you dont have to make yourself small. you get to be angry, sad, excited, horny, tired, scared, you get to expect comfort and rest and patience, just as much as you did before. you haven't betrayed anyone. you are a man now. we're so happy that you are.
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EDIT: GET OUT OF THE TAGS TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU EXPECT TRANSMASCULINE PEOPLE TO BE DOING FOR OTHERS. MAKE YOUR OWN POST.
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 22 days ago
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@important-cat-pics
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 22 days ago
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This and a pretty boy with a crush on
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas
1) John Adams
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John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.
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Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.
2) Theodore Roosevelt
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A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.
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Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.
3) Richard Nixon
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Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!
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Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.
I welcome critical analysis.
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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I love you trans men mwah
U 馃 yes u 馃 r all so hot n sexy
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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there are two wolves inside you
one has a massive werewolf cock + a knot, yhe other has huge tits, youre gay, transgender, and a furry
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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youre trans because of dysphoria. im trans so i can dress like a slut. we are not the same
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hanging-with-the-gnomies 1 month ago
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