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Chemists are angry, but no one cares.

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We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

-Hank Green

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And now I'm going to show my butt here for all of you to see, just moon you.

-Hank Green

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Right now I desperately don't want to hear from the United States.

-Hank Green

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You're not going to explode.

-Hank Green

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I am a little baby who knows jack shit about helicopter flying.

-Hank Green

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It does seem like egg would just happen.

-Hank Green

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What's the sexiest part of a chicken?

-Hank Green

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I can't keep my money in gold, sometimes bread turns into that.

-Hank Green

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I'm not worried about our ability to create new categories of porn.

-Hank Green

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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons.

-Hank Green

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Any naughty, including financial naughty: pain.

-Hank Green

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This is what the teens want, they want to wrap themselves in a tortilla. Actually, I want that. Maybe I'm a teen.

-Hank Green

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A few cells will implant themselves in their uterine wall, and then 40 years later he'll be like "I have a staff meeting I have to go to."

-Hank Green

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There's a lot of frickin' Ohio out here. I did not know there was so much Ohio.

-Hank Green

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Great for him, he did not implode. Good news.

-Hank Green

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Unfortunately, I'm super dead.