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I had an idea for a whole essay on why Maomao is quicker to accept affection from Loulan/Shisui than from Jinshi and how that's a reflection of her being raised in the pleasure district by courtesans and thus viewing affection from women as a given and natural thing to receive and give but at the same time viewing affection between men and women as transactional and something men have to pay to get and women offer as a product but I prefer to just enjoy the doom yuri while it lasts instead
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Have you guys seen the new maomao actress from universal studios Japan? She seems like she鈥檚 having a GREAT time playing maomao lmao

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:



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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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What do you mean same VA?
I guess this refers to the Senshi vs Abby poll titled the same English VA, since they have the same English voice actor for proof. Here's a screenshot from the actor SungWon Cho's Twitter or X, whatever we call it these days. Now I do believe a different person does the singing, so I hope that doesn't disappoint too many people. Have fun with this information
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Really didn't need my friend back home emotionally kneecapping me by going "have you heard Lewis Capaldi's new song" the day after I just did a new and very intensive form of trauma therapy that left me feeling gutted and hollow and like maybe, actually, there's nothing left of me but the trauma and I'm just a shambling mass of pain that needs to be excised except I'm tired I'm so tired I can't keep doing this, I can't...
Only to then get smacked in the face in the group chat with a very raw Scottish accent scream-singing, "I'm going to get up and try if it's the last thing I do. I've still got something to give, though it hurts sometimes. I'm going to get up and live, until the day that I die, I swear to God I'll survive."
The universe is not subtle.
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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.
but then I realized. the problem with such a plan
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