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fallin flower but EVERY TIME WE TOUCH--

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new discourse

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

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When I hear police sirens getting closer

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would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

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why am I hilarious and also beautiful

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soon we'll celebrate 55 years of watching TOS for the first time and going "Spock...I quite like him. He is played by this guy, what's his name? Leonard Nimoy. Yeah, I quite like Spock..."

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*makes cup noodles*

me: is this what's like to be aboard the Enterprise?

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Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

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