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an incomplete list of times a bat has yelled for superman’s help

- six years after they met, batman called for superman’s help for the first time, when he realized he couldn’t save a child from a fire

- dick grayson, age 8, called for superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 9, called superman to open a jam jar (strawberry)

- alfred, age lots, called superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 11, called superman to open a jam jar (grape)

- bruce wayne called superman to comfort dick grayson, who had just been fired as robin

- ace the bathound barked for superman to save batman from a death trap

- bruce wayne called superman to ask why, precisely, dick grayson was now superhero-ing under a kryptonian name

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap

- batman called superman to save jason todd from a death trap. superman was in a different solar system.  he didn’t hear his name.

- barbara gordon called superman to help subdue supergirl, who was mind-controlled at the time

- dick grayson, age 19, called superman to open a jam jar (raspberry)

- tim drake called superman to save batman from a death trap

- stephanie brown called superman to see if she could

- tim drake called superman to tell superboy to take his earbuds out

- batman called superman because the batplane had just exploded at 17,000 feet, and he can’t fly, at all

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap that he had himself set up

- dick grayson, age 24, called superman to open a jam jar (fig)

- dick grayson called superman to ask him why he hadn’t saved his father

- damian wayne called superman to save batman (dick grayson) from a death trap

- cassandra cain called superman so he could interpret her signs for a particularly skeevy alleyway ruffian.  he refused to interpret some of the signs.

- batman called superman to tell him to get lois some damn flowers already so she would stop texting him

- a failsafe device made by barbara gordon and tim drake automatically called superman to save batman from a death trap

- duke thomas called superman because he was dared to and he didn’t think it would work (it did)

- dick grayson, age 26, called superman to open a jam jar (apricot)

- damian wayne called superman to tell superboy (jon kent) to take his earbuds out

- selina kyle called superman to save a kitten from a tree

- dick grayson, age 28, called superman to save batman from a jam jar (giant, acid-filled)

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Hannibal parked his Bentley in front of Will house and grabbed the bag on his passenger seat.

Will was away for the weekend and had asked him to feed his dogs. Nothing unusual. He was already used to it and didn't mind it, considering that Will rarely asks for his help.

He was used to the dogs too. He unlocked the door and didn't even flinch when they greeted him excitedly, waving their tails. The dogs were used to him too by now.

He counted them. Then counted them again. One was missing. Yeah left them the sausages and went outside to look around the house. He even made the effort to call him a few times. He surprised himself when he realized he knew his name.

After fifteen minutes, he came to the conclusion that the dog was nowhere to be found. A coyote must have caught him then.

But what about Will? How will he tell Will that one of his beloved family members is missing?

Will had been quite depressed lately. These news weren't going to help his state.

He sat in his car and made a decision. He locked Will's house and returned to Baltimore. For the next two hours he visited 5 pet shelters until he found a dog that would look almost identically.

He congratulated himself for paying attention to such little details.

Will was not going to notice this dog was different. He was pretty quiet and friendly too. He almost made no sound in Hannibal's car.

Now the issue was that the other dogs would tell that it was a different dog. Well then he would nicely introduce the dog to the other dogs just like Will.

Fortunately, no aggression was involved on either side. Hannibal spent a few hours in Will's living room until he made sure each dog was well fed and okay with the new family member.

By midnight, he finally left.

He couldn't sleep that night. What if they fought and killed each other? What if they tore each other to pieces in Will's house?

The next day he kept checking his phone, waiting for Will's call. He couldn't even cook because of the stress.

When it finally happened he even debated picking it up.

"Just wanted to thank you for feeding my dogs."

"It was absolutely no problem, Will."

Okay he was safe.

"One more thing."

He was dead.

"Why do I have two Busters now?"

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version of spn where dean is openly bisexual the entire time and definitely fucks a priest during a job and sam is does his judgmental little "dude" and dean is like "i already went to hell once man,, what's the worst that could happen" and everytime there's a new bad guy or apocalypse sam is like "this is bc you fucked a priest" and eventually he says it in front of Cas who does his little squint and head tilt and just

"You what?"

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eddie had a hard time looking at maddie after he first slept with buck because he did unspeakable things to her baby brother/basically son and he feels like it was disrespectful to her

and that’s how maddie finds out about buck and eddie

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wasn’t it cool that the generals used their past experiences with the paladins to identify one of their weaknesses, making effective use of a call back?? whack!!

(these round is dedicated to @peitalo @catneylang @frogixi @sophin-k !!! ya’ll came THRU and encouraged me real hard to finish this one ;___; there WILL be a part two!!) 

space scene [x] |    adam’s death [x]  |    game show [x]

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"Let's go, then." ↳ 15.13 - DESTINY’S CHILD

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hey hellers. need help finding a fic :( dean travels to several alternate universes through a mirror. i remember in one of them that dean is dead and sam is in love with castiel iirc???? not too sure. pls send help :(

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Soapghost 102: banter

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Soapghost 103: possessive (Ghost)

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Soapghost 104: hurt/comfort

Soap injured (his fault)

Ghost injured (not his fault)

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Soapghost 103: possessive (Soap)

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I LOVE YOUR GHOAP ART SKSKEFHGEIEOJJJJJJJJJJF CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE DRAW SOMETHING WHERE GHOST SHOWS OBVI FAVORITISM IN A MEETING OR OUT IN THE FIELD OR SMTH AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "BRO" I WOULD DIE

LOL THANK YOU, and thanks for this ask!!!

hmmmm my hc is that Ghost is NOT the type to show favoritism while at work too much, and I doubt Soap would appreciate it either both being professionals, but I bet it does leak out:

I bet it's disgusting off the clock though:

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Do you have any hc’s about how gaz first realized/saw ghost and soap were together?

Hmm I bet like EVERYONE ON EARTH he clocks the interest minute one, but surely it would take some undue, unsubtle behavior for it to sink in that they’re actually doing something about it

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Soapghost 107: interrogation

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Thoughts on what mw22 ghostsoap would think of 09 ghostsoap

Ah, let me enumerate my thoughts the only way I know how:

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Soapghost 108: temper (Soap)

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Soapghost 108: temper (Ghost)