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BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many piercings I have.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - Favourite animal?

O - Where would I like to travel

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - Favourite flower?

R - Is cheating ever okay?

S - 2 habits.

T - 3 things I love unconditionally.

U - Favourite time of year, and why

V - Big dreams?

W - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

X - 3 turn ons

Y - 3 turns offs

Z - Ask any question you want.

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“Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn”

— (via herztumor)

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ooc;

anon has been turned on, so now anon memes can be done. so now yes, please come at me. please.

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We don’t deserve him

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“Back in October, she was in a really bad car accident. She’s doing much better, but she’s always been hands on with her tattoo shop. I stepped in to help with the backlog while she was healing.” Yongguk sipped his beer and nodded. “She is, it’s just the shop is kind of small and she’s wheelchair bound right now so getting around is kind of impossible for her.” He turned to look at Gongshil and frowned slightly. “Why doesn’t anyone come up here? This place is quite and it’s great to come and think and contemplate if you need to.” He was unaware of her own problems, but it was still no reason to be alone.

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Yongguk gave her a questioning look at her comment about hoping to be saved. He was going to ask what she meant by that but she diverted his train of thought. “No, well, yeah. My sister’s recovering from her injuries and she wants to come back to the shop. She’s going crazy at home. And it’s taking everything me and my brother in law have to keep her there.” Yongguk sighed and took a drink from his beer. “So she’s making both of us crazy and the shop is busy. Though I’d rather have that than no work.” He glanced back at her.. “I’m not bothering you by coming up here, am I?” He’d really just been looking for a place to unwind before he had to go back into the shop.

While listening to him she took another sip of the beer, glad he didn’t insist on the previous topic she felt her shoulder relax a little again. “Her injuries? What happened to her?” Blinking a little she took another long gulp of the drink she had in her hand. “She must feel bothered too… to be home and she must be stressed… I can imagine you are both doing your best. I’m sure that in the end of the day you’re understanding with her.” Nodding a little her head as she finished saying that her eyes glanced back at him shaking her head quickly right after. “Not at all! It’s good to have a different co– a company! Because, well no one comes here! ha ha ha!” Except ghosts, they are here all the time. She thought with herself while shutting herself up with more beer.

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“I do tattoos.” Yongguk grinned. “And that’s fine, I don’t talk a lot about myself.” He didn’t think any different of her, or mind her at all really. He laughed as she spun, enjoying the rain on her skin and then reached out to steady her to keep her from bumping into someone on the sidewalk. Frowning at the curse, he gave her shoulder a gentle squeeze. “Don’t worry about him. He’s probably having a bad day.”

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Her giggle was cute, it made him smile more. Just something about it made everything just a little better, a little sunshine on a cloudy day. “I’ve been busy at the shop. My sister still needs all hands on deck until she gets back on her feet.” Yongguk shrugged as he walked, his hands jammed in his hoodie pockets, carefully splashing through the puddles as they went. His hair would be wet soon enough as would be his sneakers and track pants.

Her eyes would direct to him, and the fact the smile on his lips seemed to grow bigger made Gongshil feel like at least that day she was a good company after all. While walking on his side she would give attention to what he was saying nodding a little. “The shop… what is it again? I’m sorry for forgetting it. My memory is really bad!” She apologized putting her hands together but then she lifted her head letting the drops fall directly on her face, rubbing it over her skin to feel a little more awake. “Ah, doesn’t it feel good?” She said opening her arms wide and spinning in the sidewalk, almost hitting someone but moving away right after. “I’m sorry!” She shouted at the person that cursed something. 

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'😚' - Hweji

So you wanna make out...

He couldn’t recall where or when they’d met, but Yongguk knew that he’d hit it off with Hweji. They had been on a handful of dates, dinner, going for coffee, among other things, so he wasn’t terribly surprised when she showed up at his place of employment. What did surprise him was her request. A navel piercing. Well, he knew he couldn’t refuse a request from her, so after paperwork was filled out and jewelry picked, they stepped behind the curtain and into the shop’s small studio.

Yongguk gestured for her to have a seat and turned to get his things ready to do her piercing, turning back, he suddenly had a lap full of Hweji and her mouth on his. He was surprised, but deepened the kiss, pressing in as close as he could, his hands working to remove the gloves he’d put on earlier. Once they were gone, his hands were on her hips, dragging her closer and hoping that no one decided to come check on them.

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Keep an open mind and let the day brighten your life! | benjhicks

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“Shh. It’s all right. I’m here, you’re safe.” Yongguk said, sliding out of his jacket and leaving it in the floor. He’d pick it up later. “Scoot over.” Once Baekhyun had moved over, Yongguk slipped into the bed with the other. “Do I need to distract you? Hm?”

🌛 - Comfort my muse as they panic (the thunderstorm meme)

Thunderstorm Meme

The rain had just started pouring as he’d walked into the building. When he stepped inside the apartment he shared with Baekhyun and closed the door, there was a loud crack of thunder and an impressive display of lightening from outside the window. It was really coming down.

Yongguk hung his jacket and started going through his pockets, emptying them as he went and leaving his keys, wallet and phone on the table by the door. Another clap of thunder shook the apartment and he felt himself wince. It was loud enough to wake the dead… and then he could hear someone screaming bloody murder. He rushed to the back bedroom only to find the actor in their shared bed, thrashing and screaming.

Hurrying over, he reached out and took hold of Baekhyun’s arm. “Wake up. You’re dreaming! Baekhyunah!”

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 ( reblog if you are willing to rp/ plot with some muses that are sci-fi or alien based. im trying to see who is willing to interact with my space babes )

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"Perhaps something like this," he said gently, taking a piece of paper with his sketch on it and placing it between them. "Would this work for a tattoo?"

Yongguk looked thoughtfully at the sketch, he could see something taking shape in his mind, but he needed more information. The man before him had been sent over from his old shop. He’d gotten a few walk ins like this since he’d taken over for his sister while she healed.

“It would, what is it you’re wanting exactly? I need some more information and I can tell you more.” He smiled at the other. He just wanted to make sure he interpreted the right thing for the customer in front of him.

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

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allright @xviternity how much trouble can these idiots get into?

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

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a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“When was the last time you slept?” 

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 

“…What was I doing?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Did you see that? No?” 

“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 

“You look absolutely terrible.” 

“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 

“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 

“You need to go to bed.” 

“I can’t sleep.” 

“You aren’t making any sense.” 

“…What?” 

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