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DONT EVEN JOKE LAD

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I have two Mipha related plot bunnies in my mind that I will likely never write but they are fun to think about:

Everyone Lives Except Link AU:

All the Champions survive, Zelda unlocks her powers and seals Ganon away, but Link dies in the battle protecting Zelda from Ganon. Mipha is too late to heal him and is devastated but Zelda suggests that he be put in the Shrine of Resurrection. The world does not need the hero anymore but the Champions can't bear his sacrifice. Years go by and the Champions live their lives until eventually Mipha is the last one alive. 100 years later, she visits the Shrine and notices that it's open and empty, but when she finds him on the plateau, he doesn't remember her or himself or anyone. Mipha and Link go on a journey around Hyrule to honour their friends and help Link regain his memories.

Mipha Survives Within Vah Ruta AU:

The Champions are attacked by the Blights and everything goes as it did in BotW except Mipha survived within Ruta by hiding in the water, avoiding the Blight, healing herself and sustaining on fish that wandered through small gaps in the Divine Beast. Worse for wear and stunted in the rest of her growth, Mipha survives 100 years until Link arrives to free Ruta. Mipha finally sees the sun and her family again after so long. (This is inspired by something King Dorephan says after you defeat Waterblight Ganon where he says some part of him hoped that she was still alive somehow)

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I won't get around to writing anything involving these, but I needed to share my visions. Both are angsty in different ways but they end up with a happy ending. These are quite barebones, so if anyone feels inspired, don't feel like you need my permission to use these ideas. I would love to see other people's take on it.

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Miphzel <3

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🌷The Lady and Her Loyal Knight⚔️

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teaching his mom what a pokemon is

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THEY WERE IN LOVE I SWEAR

also love the idea of Pearl just nesting inside Roses hair...

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🌈 smol garnet gave smol pearl a smol birb plushie as the symbol of their friendship 🌈

*sob sob*

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Remember to have a sword wife perched while you do your morning tasks

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thank god im aromantic. i think everyone should get more aromantic

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slowly working on delivering more pirate au ! who should i do next

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Lars discover a secret recording from the war and spends the whole episode trying to figure out the old rebel tech and when he finally manages it's just a recording of Rose and Pearl making out

10/10 episode no notes

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What are your hopes for Lars of the Stars?

Based on the synopsis, it sounds like we'll be learning more about the Gem Empire. So, this is a great opportunity for lore and world building. Maybe we'll see how the Empire became a thing in the first place. And maybe learn more about Pink Diamond's early life?

I look forward to the off colors getting more fleshed out as characters. Getting to meet Rhodonite and Florite's components would be great. I especially want to see Rhodonite's pearl. Any pearl-specific lore we get will likely come from her.

We'll probably have Emerald as a reoccurring vilian and maybe meet Morganite too. But some new antagonists would be cool.

And obviously, I hope that OG Pearl makes a cameo appearance at some point.

I am very confident that this show will be good. I am less confident about the famdom but we'll see.

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Lars of the Stars spinoff wish list:

The current synopsis, for reference later on:

"Steven Universe: Lars of the Stars explores the past, present and future of the universe. The sequel follows Lars Barriga, eternal teenager and space outlaw, as he and his pirate crew smuggle contraband, evade the authorities and uncover the darkest secrets of the fallen Gem Empire."

This is just a personal list of things I would be interested in seeing, even If it would (tragically) debunk my precious headcanons and OC riddled post canon universe:

I would most like this to be set post SUF, tbh. I feel like it Will be, given the line "fallen Gem Empire."

TV-14 rating like Fiona and Cake was so there's a smidge more leeway in the topics they could explore, and to what Depth they can be explored. Also I want Lars to say at least One swear, lol.

Fluorite's components would be fun to see! Perhaps they have to unfuse for a recon mission, or something.

This may finally be a good time to do the plotline with Rhodonite's components and her OG Morganite. Maybe she gets kidnapped by her original "owner" and has to be rescued?

I would love for Lars and crew to be a shining light towards all numbers of fusions and mistreated Gems who are still caught under the rule of Era 2 sympathizers who haven't yet conformed to new Era standards.

Re: the above, I just want to see more juice on what old Era 2 elites are thinking in this new Era. Which ones are begrudgingly conforming? Which ones are ready to throw a coup?

In fact, who got elected to be Homeworld's new leader? How are they doing? Are Gems listening to their authority, or are they struggling to keep the peace?

I am VERY curious to know what "smuggling contraband" means in the context of this show if it IS set post SUF, as... what kind of contraband are they stealing that would be illegal to the new Gem leadership? Perhaps they're stealing from old Homeworld elites Robin Hood style, or something. Or... perhaps the new Gem leadership itself gets hijacked by old Era 2 sympathizers and they have to push back on that.

It would be interesting if one of the crew happened to leave mid show because they found a genuine calling somewhere else, and someone new joined the gang in their place. Specifically, because I'd love to see how a new personality meshes with all the other characters.

More Padparadscha content where she isn't always the butt of the joke- the comics did a nice job at finding ways to make her ability very useful to the plot, so more of that in this show would be cool.

It would be cool to see more twinned Gems like the two Rutiles.

I kinda feel like a Steven appearance is unlikely bc I don't know if Zach Callison is down to be involved, but he COULD show up in spirit through Stevonnie. That would be cool for a midseason "event" episode.

It would also, of course, be nice to see the Crystal Gems again. If they make any appearance, I have to imagine it would be in a bombastic season finale.

Hessonite, please. Bring Hessonite to the main show.

I'm sure I will think of more things later.

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True kinda love?

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I love Padparadscha

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Happy Pride month, btw!!! 🏳️‍🌈🌈

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty