harbingrs
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just an unreliable witness to everything. Bell . 30ish . he/him or any
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
#nintendo game & watch if that counts as a console#donkey kong & the fireman game#if that doesn't count as a#console#then sonic the hedgehog on the sega master system#oh also early pc before that (dos) but I didn't see that option
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AMAR CHADHA-PATEL as Dioneo in THE DECAMERON (2024—) Episode 1.01 The Beautiful, Not-Infected Countryside
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I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them
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underneath it all we're just savages
so, i really think this is the best thing i've created this year…
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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster
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can that one angel come back to my dream i want to have sex with it
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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart
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Dept Q + Edinburgh Appreciation S01E01
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Vienna, Austria
#almost hit no but remembered I've been to the train station#like I changed trains there so it counts
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I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour
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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
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Hans Baumgartner. View from the castle of Meersburg in winter, 1950.
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THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987 — dir. Rob Reiner
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The 100 Watch the Thrones | 3.04
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