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they literally WOKE UP TOGETHER and then went to separate beds to film themselves waking up. what the fuck.

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dan and phil are both very gay but in different ways. dan is interested in phil, and ONLY phil. he’s too “busy thinking about politics” or wants it spelt out to him without any drama when other men flirt with him, but really he just wants phil. all day every day, staring at phil, thinking about phil, reminding us how great phil is. other men? pfft, don’t need them. he’s bagged the greatest man on the planet. you lesser men can get lost

phil on the other hand will look at every man ass available

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Not Dan saying he would "never recover" from being immediately clocked as gay by a random child as if that wasn't literally the first decade of his carreer

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baby the call is coming from inside the house

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dan's little dig at phil for not uploading is funny because i failed to consider how amazingphil's number one fan has been coping with his hiatus

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[The story Life and Death Companions wants to continue.]

THIS PART IN THE NOVEL IS SO GOOOODD AAAAAA. THE GROWTH OF YJH'S CHARACTER MY BOYYYY

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My weird late night thoughts turned into thinking about how Dan spent so long writing “Dan Is Not Okay” the tv show based loosely on his life and how it never got made. And how Dan wanted to be an actor and probably still does? Why can’t one of the rebrand special projects be like a scaled down YouTube show version of it? And in my head canon Phil plays every other character in different outfits and wigs lol But they kiss as their characters and people still don’t think it’s a hard launch because it’s “acting”.. anyway wouldn’t that be something…

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amazingphil is back!

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hey what. we know but you're not supposed to say it

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did he really just fucking say. it's dan in "his" room with air quotes

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hello danandphilgames fujoshis today we're gonna point and laugh at our past selves lying about how we totally weren't fucking

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this photo deserved more than being shown in the livestream for a few secs...

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Come get your buttons!

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I got bored and wish I could afford a switch 2 to play Mario kart world

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Why are you being so loud. "He's doing YOUR thing that means I want to be with him forever". Okay. Okay.

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HOW MANY😭 TIMES😩 HAVE I‼️ SAID OH👀 CAN A MATCH💪BOX😤 NO💀BUT A TIN CAN🫡FUCKING😩METEORS💥🤯💥💥💥💥🤯💥😤💪

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Come get your buttons!