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I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

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"You're the love of my life."

"And you'll be the lose of mine."

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agatha harkness is the worst breaker upper ever bc wdym she promises to hate rio forever and then, out of her own free will, writes “i hold death’s hand in mine” into the song she will use to con witches for the next multiple centuries

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We as a collective don’t appreciate this look enough

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Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

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agathario + text posts

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fake idgafer i saw you touching your necklace for comfort

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don't forget to kiss your butch this pride month 💋

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Agatha: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Jen: Those are Teen's Pokemon cards.

Agatha: You got a magikarp.

Jen: …

Agatha: It means 'fuck you'.

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AT FIRST I AND THEN I

SERIOUSED LOL'ED

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Art by kankatess – my angel, flung out of space...

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this will never NOT be funny to me

“I could use a corn dog.”

bitch has been alive for like 300 years (and presumably still needs food to live??), so the act of eating shouldn’t be this feral. and yet. lookie here.

this woman spent the first hundred years of her life choking down porridge and boiled turnips. probably. i don’t know. but she’s older than ketchup and sliced bread.

she’s like:

fuck your johnny cake.

fuck the pig on a stick.

fuck you, Teen.

my wife found me and i’m starving.

*skeptical squint*

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Rewatched Agatha All Along.

Agatha telling her son that she can’t heal him.

The way Jen healed Billy after he was thrown through the glass.

Agatha telling her son she can’t protect him.

The way Alice protected Billy from the Salem Seven, hitting them with her broom to get them away from him.

Agatha telling her son she can’t divine when Death will come for him.

The way Lilia divined that William would perish in the crash and told him to enjoy the now. The way she saw Billy and what he would become.

Agatha trying to use Jen’s healing potion and Alice’s protection circle to fend off Death but failing at either.

She truly is a covenless witch, and she suffers for it.