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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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Heaven Gaia spring 2021 couture

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By 爱拍照的玉老师

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By 妞妞妞

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Get you a partner that looks at you like this cat is looking at their human 😌

Your daily dose of cat memes

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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I don’t know where y’all at with the height discourse but I feel it is my duty to point out that Yaxley is taller than Snape.

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I have fallen down a rabbit hole I thought was long buried.

I grew up with Harry Potter and it was the light of my shitty childhood and no shitty author or poor takes is gonna take it away from me. Fuck everything.

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“Mum….?”

This is the piece that got me teary eyed. Snape has been put in timeout by my muses for his crimes against my emotions.

Have a close up of these two cause I’m proud as all hell of Snape’s eyes. -chef’s kiss- 👌

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POV: You’re Albus Dumbledore, and you just told your resident Ex-Death Eater that Harry Potter will be returning to his abusive relatives for his “protection”.

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The last thing Minerva ever said to him….

If you’re wondering why Snape looks so stiff, it’s called rigor mortis.

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Severus Snape is a Teacher

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Roll Credits

I may have been a little self indulgent on Snape. I’m ace, but I have always found human anatomy aesthetically pleasing.

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Everyone after the Puss in Boots movie: omg I can’t believe Dreamworks actually included a drop of blood on screen!! animation studios never show blood!!

1990s Dreamworks, taking a drag from their cigarette: bet

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Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

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