Everyone has their price
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yumgurt says trans girls are cool. :-)
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im OK with having a physical form only when lesbians compliment me
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well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog
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sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
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I would not survive a vibe check right now
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Lazy...
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Is it inappropriate to play under pressure when someone smashes an unopened champagne bottle and you have to surgically remove glass shards from them?
For the second time this year someone showed up to my ER after SMASHING A FULL, UNOPENED CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE IN CELEBRATION AND HAVING IT EXPLODE SENDING SHARDS OF GLASS EVERYWHERE.
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Star Wars
Personally I’m glad that the new star war wrapped up my pressing questions
-does palpatine fuck? Absolutely
-can I just wander around demanding to know who people are? Hell yes
-can JJ match Lucas in terms of absolute nonsense? Looks like it
-will they parade around Carrie Fishers corpse? Yuuuuuuup
-will I feel literally nothing? You betcha
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