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Neville: [to Luna] Thanks for being awkward enough to distract people from how awkward I am.

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neville: you know what they say, where’s smoke - there’s a fire

dean: and probably seamus

dean: he’d be the one who started the fire

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Ravenclaw: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Ravenclaw: Me too.

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Hufflepuff: Is Slytherin going to be okay?!

Gryffindor: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

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Gryffindor: I don’t get why I need a driver’s license. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.

Hufflepuff: *hiding all the keys* Please don’t ever drive.

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Remus: Pads, what's your street name?

Sirius: Lil' star

Remus: You live in a street called Lil' Star?

Sirius: Oh, you meant the address

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Sirius: Remus-

Remus: Sirius I'm trying to sleep

Sirius: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Remus:

Sirius:

James: Sirius wtf

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James: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Sirius: Isn't that the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?

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Sirius: This says your blood pressure is 420 over 69.

Remus: Nice.

Sirius: You're going to die.

Remus: N I C E

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Sirius: I’m scared.

Remus: Why?

Sirius: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

James, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

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*looking at the marauder's map

fred: hey george, who's this peter guy with ron?

george: i don't know. probably not a mass murderer or anything.

fred: or a traitor.

george: or an animagus.

fred: yeah, it's probably nothing.

george: not important at all.

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[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

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Lily: James, you look nice today.

James: Thanks Lily!

[Lily leaves]

James: Can you believe it? Things are looking up.

Sirius: That's great, buddy.

James: Did she tape "Kick me" on my back?

Sirius: Yup.

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“Spring- Hufflepuff Summer- Gryffindor Autumn- Ravenclaw Winter- Slytherin”

— In my opinion

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Dumbledore: Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

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I LOVE THEM

Me: I love all Marauders equally

Me: I love James Potter..

Me: I love Sirius Black

Me: I love Remus Lupin and...

*looks at smudget writing on wrist*

Me: and...ehm...Pietro Pootharew

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prongsfoot getting arrested

police man: what are your names

sirius: james dont tell him

police man [writing down]: james, and?

james: fucking damn it sirius