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the actors

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I'm sick of dating apps. Why can't I just meet someone the old fashioned way, where I free them from false imprisonment and in return they offer me a still-beating human heart

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earth mother braids me a stalk of rye until I become a piece of bread

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I have Pathologic brain-eating amoeba now

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Les chats feront des chiens

Les ronces feront des grenades

Et moi, je ferai la guerre.

first line of the caption is a play on the french phrase “les chiens ne font pas des chats”, “dogs do not make ( = give birth to) cats”, which is the french version of the idiom “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. here negated and the animals switched around because. well. smiles.

second line means “brambles will/shall make pomegranates/grenades” (homonyms in french)

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@pathologicalshitposter this killed me lmao

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What a silly place... it's stuffed! So it's not real for now? I don't think it has started, yet.

-Clara in Pathologic Classic HD

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What a silly place... it's stuffed! So it's not real for now? I don't think it has started, yet.

-Clara in Pathologic Classic HD

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Would it kill her to have a normal conversation do you think

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Momentary rest

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Ah, Haruspex, welcome. As you can see, I've killed this man in cold blood. Yeah it's because I'm really into that impossible dream tower. It's a good thing I burnt the orders instead of eating them, because then you'd probably have cut them out of my stomach. Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you little freak? I never told you my backstory, did I? Well I'll explain it now. I'll explain it like I would if we were fucking.

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Darkest Dungeon WLWeek || 01 - Curio (Bloodflowers)

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H

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Happy pride month from Town on Gorkhon!

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why doesn't haruspex, the biggest healer, simply eat the other two?

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l'amour menaçant / hit me with your best shot