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at last... my Agent Phoenix has an art fight ref sheet!!

come face me in combat. i will fight back. >:D

plain background under the cut~!

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you get it. death loop buddies bonding over The Horrors™ while Diana and Reginald have a tea party

played hitman again and now i need 47 and Agent Phoenix to interact sooo...

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A new villager has appeared on your island! Let's go and say hello!

(my attempt at a peacock jj because why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

(i wonder what kind of villager prism would be?...🤔)

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played hitman again and now i need 47 and Agent Phoenix to interact sooo...

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People should show Roxana being the mad scientist she is more often

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reblogging purely because i actually now have a date with someone i really like after playing paranoia at his birthday party let's gooo!!

Kirishima x Reader: Birthday Special

A/N: Happy belated birthday to a beautiful sharky boy! This is a part 2 to this fic, but you can read this on it’s own too. Only thing you need to know is reader has the same birthday as Kirishima.

Also for the requests sitting in my inbox, I will be working on/posting those either later this week or next weekend.

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By the time you made it to the commons, the sleepover was in full swing. Sero and Kaminari were on the floor arguing about who got to play Rosalina in Mario Kart, Mina was talking with Bakugou on the couch as she was doing her nails, or rather to him as he seemed more preoccupied with his phone, and the birthday boy himself was laying out pillows and blankets.

As you awkwardly shuffled in, Mina was the first to spot you, waving carefully to not mess up her still-wet nail polish. “Y/N!! Get over here already!”

At the mention of your name, all eyes turned your way. You quickly found your way to the opposite end of the couch from Bakugou as you received various greetings from the group. As soon as you sat down, Mina scooted over to sit beside you leaning in to whisper in your ear.

“Okay, you didn’t hear this from me, but Kiri has been staring at you all day.” As she said this, you glanced toward Kirishima and saw he was indeed stealing glances at you as he pretended to fluff a pillow over and over. “Did something happen with you two?”

“N-no, nothing really. I’ve just been in a bit of a funk today and I guess he picked up on that, huh?” Mina squinted, seeming to sense the bullshit in your words, but if she did, she decided not to call you out on it.

“Well in that case, you need a pick-me-up. And I know just what’ll do it!”

She turned to where the Mario Kart argument was about to turn physical. “Hey dorks, we’re playing a different game now.”

Mina quickly ushered the group, including Bakugou surprisingly, into a circle. You were sat right between her and Bakugou, with Kirishima on his other side, Kaminari across from you, and Sero also next to Mina. With everyone arranged to her liking, Mina finally explained what you were doing.

“The game is called Paranoia. We go around the circle and whisper a question to the person on our right. When you get asked a question, you have to say the answer loud enough for the whole circle to hear, and then we flip a coin. If it lands on heads, you have to tell eveyone what the question was, if it’s tails, you keep it secret. Try to limit questions about people to those in the circle, keeps things more interesting.”

You could’ve sworn she looked at you for that last part, but the carefree grin on her face right after made you question if she really meant anything by it.

The first few rounds went by fairly easily, though you could have lived without the knowledge Sero had tried to practice the Spider-man kiss with Kaminari or the death threats from Bakugou admitting he had romance manga in his room. Then Mina turned to you with a wicked smile on her face and you knew before she even leaned in to ask her question, you were fucked.

“Who in this circle would you make out with?”

“Kirishima.” The answer slipped from your lips so quickly you didn’t even have time to think about it. Yes, it was nice to get your not-so-little crush off your chest, but what if now you actually had to admit said crush to said crush? On the other hand, what if you had lied, said someone else, and then had to say you’d make out with someone you really had no interest in?

Somewhere between your panicking thoughts, you registered the coin flipping through the air. Oh no, oh no, oh no-

“Tails?!” Mina whines. “Aw, but that was a really juicy one!” She turns to you with a pout. “Can I please tell them Y/N? Pretty ple-”

“You’re the one who said we’d play this, stick to your fuckin’ rules racoon eyes.” Bakugou rolled his eyes and turned to you. “Let’s get on with this shit, yeah?”

You nodded. “Yeah, sure.”

As you leaned in, you tried to think of an easy question you could ask as a thank you. Blurting out the first thing that came to mind, “Who in this circle would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?”

“Y/N,” he decides after a moment of thought.

By the time you shake yourself from your surprise, the coin has already landed on heads. With a scoff Bakugou repeats your question to the group, justifying himself by adding “they’re quiet so they wouldn’t annoy me as much as you idiots.”

Oh, that makes more sense, you think, but you can’t help but notice Kirishima’s expression of…relief?

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After the stress of Paranoia, the rest of the night was a blast, playing video games, doing face masks, and cycling through various TV shows. Somehow, even after all that, you were still buzzing with enough energy to keep you up after everyone else had tucked in. Lucky for you, Kirishima was also struggling to fall asleep and kept you company. The two of you had been talking for a while when you stumbled onto the topic of Mina’s earlier game.

“Yeah, I got super nervous with that one elevator question you asked Bakugou. I don’t know if you saw, but I kind of panicked when he said your name.”

You tilted your head as he started giggling. “Really? What about?”

He stiffened like he just realized you didn’t get the joke. “It’s, uh- no reason really. I just thought ‘What kind of question…’” You might’ve seen a blush on his cheeks if you could see properly. “…nevermind, sorry.”

“Hey, I didn’t mean to pry, I was just wondering. You don’t have to-”

“I was worried you asked him about a crush or something.”

His eyes furiously avoided you as you studied him. You didn’t even have to ask why before he started explaining. “He’s my best friend, y'know? How awkward would that be, liking the same person, and it’s not like I could compete with him anyway, he’s definitely a lot stronger and flashier than me, and it’s like-”

“Hey,” you cut him off, putting your hand on his shoulder. As his eyes finally met yours, you asked “Do you remember when I answered with your name?” A silent nod. “Mina asked, uh-” Now it was your turn to avoid his gaze. “She asked who I’d want to m-make out with. I didn’t even think about it, I just automatically said you because I can’t really even think of others that way. You just make me feel really, really happy.”

You must’ve looked like a tomato as Kirishima cupped your cheeks and gently turned your face to him. Whatever warmth your cheeks were giving off though was nothing compared to how bright his gentle smile was.

“I just realized I never gave you a birthday present.”

Once again his words confused you. “You didn’t have to get me anything, I mean you didn’t know until today so-”

His finger on your lips hushed you. “Just let me give you something now.”

As he leaned in and planted his lips on your cheek, you wondered if he could feel your heart pounding out of your chest. You almost asked him before he pulled back, still smiling so sweetly at you.

“Let’s go get some sleep.”

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You woke up very confused. Why were you on the floor? Why was your alarm going off on a Saturday? What was the heavy thing rapped around your shoulders? As you blinked the sleep out of our eyes you became conscious enough to answer yourself. You had set up on the floor because of the sleepover. There wasn’t any alarm, it was Mina’s squealing. The 'thing’ around your shoulders was Kirishima’s arms, cuddling you close to his chest.

“They’re so cute!” You finally processed what Mina was saying as well as her phone taking pictures of you and Kiri from various angles. Once she realized you were awake, Mina crouched down next to you to poke your cheek. “Why’d you have to go and confess last night? I was setting up a whole scheme and everything!”

You heard Kirishima wake with a groan as you laughed at the pinkette’s whining. Guess we have a bit of explaining to do, you thought, though getting to see the boy’s smile as he realized he was waking up with you in his arms made it all worth it.

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procrastinating writing more of my fanfic by making a cover for it :D

fr i am so happy with how the feathers turned out tho!!

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Brain: Hey

Me: Hmn?

Brain: IEYTD Lord of the Rings parody.

Me: ...

Brain: Wristwatch that makes Agents invisible was sabotaged by Zor and slightly mind controls the wearer into mania with desires of wealth and status.

Me: ...

Brain: Phoenix is resistant because to them any money that can't be used to enrich the lives of others is worth no more than kindling.

Me: ...

Me: Why..?

Brain: You gotta.

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Zor: I know your real name Agent Phoenix. I know who you really are! *Screams their birth name*

Everyone: ... Who?

Zor: them! Agent Phoenix! That's who they are!

Everyone: it's literally not their name though?

Agent Phoenix: *realizing that they never told anyone that the name on their ID is fake and always has been so Zor is actually right* ... Yeah, who are you even talking about you weirdo?

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requested by @warden-draws-sometimes

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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hi, here’s what your favorite I Expect You To Die character says about you!

don’t take this too seriously, i just watch a lot of Blake Jennings and thought it would be fun to make something in that style :P

programs used: firealpaca and iMovie pictures taken from the official IEYTD website and the fan wiki. background music is the Radio Mix from ieytd1. character sprites, editing, and voiceover done by me!

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I've seen the idea drift around the fandom that we should never find out who Doctor Zor is, because their anonymity is their greatest appeal and why they're so scary, and I totally agree... with one exception.

Can you come up with a better punishment?

Imagine if Agent Phoenix, or some other agent, just Kills Zor in their lair. Yes, they're dead, but they die in darkness. Their secrets die with them, but Their mystique, their omnipresence, their inhuman fear lives on.

But what if, at the end of it all, when Zor looks up at Phoenix holding them at gunpoint, and they tell them that they have them beat, they won, they can finish what they started...

Phoenix doesn't pull the trigger.

Doctor Zor cannot die to a bullet.

Instead, they drag Zor, kicking and screaming, out of their Lair. Out of the darkness, across the paths of everyone who ever feared them, and into the light.

And the illusion shatters.

They're dragged out, into the public eye, in front of international court, into the daylight.

Their face, once as unknowable and ever-shifting as a God's, is plastered on every newspaper and television broadcast in the world.

The once mighty mastermind, who existed everywhere and nowhere at once, is made human.

That is how you kill Doctor Zor.

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ROXANA, explaining why the Agency needs robots: I started off by making a chart of all the agent deaths that have happened in the Agency over the last five years to see if there was a pattern.

ROXANA: [pointing at chart] There are so many deaths. No one should work here.

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i feel like i've gotten a lot better with drawing, so i wanted to share my version of Agent Phoenix from IEYTD. first pic is just her general design, second shows their major scars throughout the series.

random tidbits:

Mainly developed them while playing IEYTD 2, so she's based off the "master of disguise" kind of spy. before becoming known as "the Phoenix," they prided themselves on their disguises and ability to hide in plain sight to sneak into wherever she needed to go, kind of in a reflection of Juniper.

The EOD added a couple of enhancements along with the TK implant, including increased alcohol tolerance, hence why they can drink full bottles in-game and be unaffected.

They have a strange and kind of unhealthy mentality surrounding her identity and "deaths." The easiest way to sum it up is that they consider themselves separate from "Agent Phoenix," but Agent Phoenix is the only name she has now.

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brainrot: you're mad at vox for whatever reason, like y'all fight but this was a very big one, and you're not talking atm. you get a delivery from him, a game console but not just that, one of those ones with a special skin, you'd only mentioned it looking cool offhandedly like once. you turn it on and find several of your favorite games already downloaded and ready to go, but there's also one you don't recognize, so you boot it up out of curiosity. it's an old-school 2d fighting game with you as the player sprite and vox as your opponent. he didn't even try to make his moveset very hard or powerful, in fact it's more of a beat-em-up with how easy it is. it becomes clear that this is his way of apologizing and there's something so stupidly endearing about it you can't help but laugh. you go back, make up, all that good stuff yadda yadda.

you don't delete that game of course, and now when you're upset, you play it to blow off steam, often in front of vox if he's made you upset, just to be petty lmao