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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

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it’s 4:20 PM it’s time to post Weed Pikachu

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🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬.

[ peck ] a quick, light kiss on the partner's lips or cheek [ french ] a deep, passionate kiss with the use of tongue [ forehead ] a gentle kiss on the partner's forehead, conveying care and affection [ spiderman ] an upside-down kiss, just like in the movie [ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe [ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand [ lingering ] a long, slow kiss filled with emotion and desire [ neck ] a kiss or gentle sucking on the partner's neck [ nape ] a kiss placed at the nape of the partner's neck [ teasing ] a light brushing of lips against a partner's skin without fully kissing [ earlobe ] a light nibble on the partner's earlobe [ tango dip ] a kiss shared while one partner is dipped backward [ celebration ] a joyful and exuberant kiss to celebrate an achievement or milestone [ stolen ] a quick, stealthy, and impromptu kiss snatched in secret [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting [ goodbye ] a heartfelt kiss when parting, showing affection and fondness [ rain ] a romantic kiss in the rain [ scars ] a gentle kiss on the partner's scar(s) [ injury ] a careful kiss on a partner's wound to make it all better [ wedding ] a romantic kiss shared during a wedding ceremony [ comfort ] a tender kiss to provide comfort or reassurance [ sunset ] a kiss shared during sunset, often romantic and serene [ butterfly ] a light fluttering of eyelashes against the partner's skin [ seductive ] a deep, slow, and deliberately intense kiss filled with passion and desire [ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder [ knuckles ] a kiss on each individual knuckle of the partner [ slow motion ] a kiss in slow motion, accentuating every moment and sensation [ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while [ passionate ] an intense and fiery kiss, expressing raw desire and strong emotion [ underwater ] a kiss shared while submerged in water [ wrist ] a tender kiss on the inside of the partner's wrist [ wake up ] a loving kiss to wake the partner up [ apology ] a kiss offered as a way to apologize or make amends [ hummingbird ] a series of light, rapid, and fluttery kisses on a small area [ trail ] a trail of kisses along the partner's jawline or collarbone [ blowing ] a kiss in the air and send of the gesture towards the partner [ surprise ] a sudden kiss to catch the partner off guard [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin [ single lip ] a sucking or nibbling of one of the partner's lips [ nose ] an affectionate gesture where partners rub their noses together

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(I feel like I should reiterate that Averis really loves country music. Like. More than I do. A lot more than I do. Granted, most of what he likes is older, y’know, 70’s-early 2000s, and there’s definitely a lot of southern rock mixed in to his playlist. Most new country is stupid to him, and he will fight someone about it. However! Luke Bryan is definitely one of his guilty pleasure artists. Not even because of his music (some of his songs are okay). It’s. It’s the tight pants. A hot dude in an extremely well-tailored pair of jeans will make this boy weak in the knees every time. Every! Fucking! Time!

Of course, I’m not sure how this translates to his main Pokémon verses because I don’t know if country music even exists in Pokémon, or what music does exist.)

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Hozier : Hozier album ... sentence starters pt. 1

tw: allusions to drugs and death throughout. change pronouns as needed

"I'd be home with you."

"I guess any thrill will do."

"God, I never felt young."

"All I've ever done is hide."

"Command me to be well."

"My heart's already sinned."

"I was born sick, but I love it."

"Now, at last, the worst is over."

"Offer me that deathless death."

"I know that you hate this place."

"I'm somewhere outside my life."

"That's a fine looking high horse."

"I should've worshipped her sooner."

"I didn't care much how long I lived."

"I'm so full of love, I could barely eat."

"No more alone or myself could I be."

"There's something tragic about you."

"And Lord, she found me just in time."

"But I swear, I thought I dreamed her."

"There's something broken about this."

"Oh, good God, let me give you my life."

"Heaven and hell were just words to me."

"There's something lonesome about you."

"Heat of her breath in my mouth, I'm alive."

"We were born sick, you heard them say it."

"You're supposed to drag me away from it."

"Free and young and we can feel none of it."

"I lay my heart down with the rest at her feet."

"My veins are busy, but my heart's in atrophy."

"Only then, I am human, only then, I am clean."

"I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies."

"We tried the world; good God, it wasn't for us."

"Lord, we should quit, but we love it too much."

"She'd give me toothaches just from kissin' me."

"I start digging up the yard for what's left of me."

"Lurched like a stray to the arms that were open."

"She never asked me once about the wrong I did."

"But you don't know what hell you put me through."

"There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin."

"I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife."

"My lover's got humour. She's the giggle at a funeral."

"You knew who I was with every step that I ran to you."

"So tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes."

"No better version of me I could pretend to be tonight."

"I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door."

"No grave can hold my body down. I'll crawl home to her."

"And they'd find us in a week, when the weather gets hot."

"The only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you."

"I need to be youthfully felt 'cause, God, I never felt young."

"Innocence died screaming, honey... ask me, I should know."

"Lord, it'd be great to find a place we could escape sometime."

"I fall in love just a little, a little bit, every day with someone new."

"I have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me."

"When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold, dark earth."

"My babe would never fret none about what my hands and my body done."

"Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way."

"Honey, when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes, I feel like a person for a moment of my life."

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(Okay, I just got two Rocket balloons in the span of like five minutes. What…? Is going on…? 🤣)

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◓⃙ Ghost Type Pokémon ♡ ◓⃙

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Give my muse advice they didn't ask for!

Can be about any topic you like. Go!

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—  𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

"I’ve tried to hide it, but my heart betrays me every time you’re near—I’m completely, hopelessly in love with you."

"I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile."

"Loving you is like breathing… and I’ve been holding my breath for so long, I can’t do it any longer."

"Every time I look at you, I realise I don’t want to spend another moment of my life without you."

"I don’t know how or when it happened, but you’ve completely stolen my heart."

"I used to wonder if love was real… and then you came along and made it the only thing I believe in."

"Every part of me aches to tell you how much I love you, even if it’s terrifying."

"Loving you is both the easiest and hardest thing I’ve ever done."

"I keep pretending I’m fine, but the truth is I’m in love with you, and it scares me."

"I don’t know if you feel the same way, but I had to say it—I’m in love with you."

"The truth is, every part of me belongs to you."

"I tried to deny it, tried to push it away, but I can’t—I’m hopelessly in love with you."

"You’re my first thought every morning and my last before I sleep."

"I think about you more than I’d like to admit. I think… maybe I’m in love with you."

"There’s a quiet peace in my heart every time I think of you, and it feels like love."

"I never expected to feel this way, but here I am, confessing that I’m in love with you."

"My heart races, my hands shake, and all I want to say is ‘I love you’."

"You’re the reason I believe in love, and I don’t know how to keep that to myself any longer."

"All I know is that life feels brighter, warmer, and more alive whenever I’m with you. I think I’m in love with you."

"I’ve tried to act normal, but the truth is, you’ve captured my heart."

"I think I’ve fallen in love with you, and every day I fall a little more."

"Loving you feels as natural as breathing, and it’s taken me far too long to say it."

"You’re my heart’s greatest wish, and it’s time you knew—I’m in love with you."

"I feel a warmth in my heart every time you’re near… it’s love, isn’t it?"

"I don’t know how to say it gently, so here it is: I love you. I think I always have."

"If I don’t tell you this now, I’m afraid I never will—I’m in love with you."

"There’s no one else I think about like this, no one else I feel so deeply for. It has to be love."

"I don’t need you to say it back; I just needed you to know... I’m in love with you."

"Every moment we’re together feels like magic, and that magic is love, isn’t it?"

"I’d rather risk everything and tell you the truth—I’m in love with you."

"I was fine on my own, but now that I’ve met you, I can’t imagine a life without you."

"I’d move mountains if it meant I could tell you every day how much I love you."

"Loving you feels like the most honest thing I’ve ever done."

"The truth is, my heart has belonged to you from the very first moment we met."

"I can’t promise that I won’t be afraid, but I can promise that I love you."

"Every day without you feels like a day wasted. I’m in love with you, and I want the world to know."

"If there’s one thing I’m certain of, it’s that I love you with everything I am."

"You’ve woven yourself into my heart, and there’s no turning back—I love you."

"Loving you is like coming home to a place I never knew I missed until I met you."

"It feels like my whole life has been leading up to this moment—to tell you that I love you."

"I’m scared, I’m nervous, but more than anything, I’m in love with you."

"I didn’t know it was possible to feel so deeply until you walked into my life."

"I could search the world and never find someone who makes me feel like you do. I love you."

"I never believed in fate until I realised how perfectly you fit into my life."

"I could wait forever to say it, but I don’t want to anymore—I love you."

"Loving you feels like the answer to a question I didn’t even know I had."

"I love you, (name)."

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Disappointed as he was to be separated from the other man for even a second, Averis did a better job this time of not letting it show, instead watching Jerry strip with interest. Hazel eyes roved over his partner’s mostly bare form, thoroughly enjoying what he saw. When Jerry returned to him and started undressing him, he didn’t protest, eager to get on with things. Before too long, he was left in nothing but his underwear, which was jet black aside from the white spooky-looking lettering printed on the waistband that read ‘Enter if you dare!’ They’d been a gag gift for his birthday, but were surprisingly comfortable.

Every touch made him crave more; the medium was practically trembling with anticipation, though he tried to hide it with snark and sass. All he wanted was for this gorgeous man to make an utter mess out of him. “Enjoyin’ the view, handsome?” he retorted, hoping to goad the man into another vicious attack. “I promise, it’s much better experienced up close and personal.” Thank goodness he wasn’t meant to be on camera tomorrow. Hickeys were a bitch and a half to cover up with makeup, and he honestly doubted he remembered how to do so.

(For Jerry, from @haunted-ex-rocket )

This was not how he’d planned on spending his evening. Hell, he wasn’t even sure how they’d gotten to this point!

He remembered driving for several hours through the desert, determined to finally reach his destination in Vegas before turning in for the night, and he’d almost made it, too. The location he was trying to scout for his tv show was only a few miles away, and it was barely after midnight! As he turned onto a rather sketchy side street, however, his hopes were dashed by mechanical failure. His baby, his pride and joy, the truck his father had bought for him nearly a decade ago as a graduation gift sputtered and died. All attempts to restart it were futile; the engine simply wouldn’t turn over. Frustrated and exhausted, Averis had popped the hood, using his phone as a flashlight while he poked around.

As luck would have it, a skilled mechanic just so happened to live right down the road, and had come out to help when he saw Averis’s light. It didn’t take long before the truck was fixed, but Jerry had insisted on letting him crash on his couch for the night, and the medium was in no position to refuse. The guy was pretty sweet, after all, not to mention easy on the eyes. Averis really couldn’t help flirting just a little bit. Just a tad.

One thing had led to another, of course, and now he was pinned against Jerry’s kitchen counter, groaning against the other man’s mouth as they made out. This had gotten way out of hand, clearly, but he wasn’t about to start complaining. With his hectic work schedule, it had been far too long since Averis had been touched by anyone, and he was utterly ravenous for it. Head spinning, he kissed his Good Samaritan back eagerly.

It was time to hunt again. The hunting always thrilled Jerry.. but tonight seemed to want to suprise him. Prey, it seemed to land right in his territory and needed his help. How cute. Coming up to the man, he offered his help, making sure he knew that he was very qualified in fixing cars. It took him no time to find and fix the problem. Once he was done looking to the man, he offered his home for the other to stay. It was late after all... he had food to spare, and not to mention, he could give him quicker directions to the place he was headed later.

Once they had arrived at his house, he knew the other was curious as to why all his windows were blacked out like they were. In which he responded," I work construction in the city at night, long hours so I sleep a lot during the day."

Jerry got the other a beer and some food in him, and it didn't take long for the flirting to get rather heated. He could smell the desire... the desperation coming off the other as he soon attacked him with his body, forcing him up on the counter. His mouth on his his tongue sliding into his mouth and along his tongue. He only pulls away from his mouth so the human can breathe and attack the side of his neck with nips and kisses.

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The ease with which Jerry picked him up would have been frightening if it weren’t so damn hot. Granted, he was wiry, but he wasn’t exactly light, and this man had still hefted him like he was made of feathers. Averis grinned and clung to him as he was carried upstairs, face flushing crimson. Normally, he had a tendency to fall for adorably dedicated and cunning nerds, people who weren’t afraid of pursuing their passions to the fullest, but evidently, he wasn’t immune to the charm of a pair of strong arms, either.

It wasn’t long before he found himself pinned down once more, this time on Jerry’s sinfully comfortable bed, with the other man’s obvious bulge grinding down between his legs, stoking his own arousal. Gods, he felt so good! “You want me to get loud for you, huh?” he replied, taunting his gracious host with a wicked smile. The medium would not easily be tamed. He bucked his hips up against Jerry’s, teasing and chasing the friction that had gotten them both so riled up.

(For Jerry, from @haunted-ex-rocket )

This was not how he’d planned on spending his evening. Hell, he wasn’t even sure how they’d gotten to this point!

He remembered driving for several hours through the desert, determined to finally reach his destination in Vegas before turning in for the night, and he’d almost made it, too. The location he was trying to scout for his tv show was only a few miles away, and it was barely after midnight! As he turned onto a rather sketchy side street, however, his hopes were dashed by mechanical failure. His baby, his pride and joy, the truck his father had bought for him nearly a decade ago as a graduation gift sputtered and died. All attempts to restart it were futile; the engine simply wouldn’t turn over. Frustrated and exhausted, Averis had popped the hood, using his phone as a flashlight while he poked around.

As luck would have it, a skilled mechanic just so happened to live right down the road, and had come out to help when he saw Averis’s light. It didn’t take long before the truck was fixed, but Jerry had insisted on letting him crash on his couch for the night, and the medium was in no position to refuse. The guy was pretty sweet, after all, not to mention easy on the eyes. Averis really couldn’t help flirting just a little bit. Just a tad.

One thing had led to another, of course, and now he was pinned against Jerry’s kitchen counter, groaning against the other man’s mouth as they made out. This had gotten way out of hand, clearly, but he wasn’t about to start complaining. With his hectic work schedule, it had been far too long since Averis had been touched by anyone, and he was utterly ravenous for it. Head spinning, he kissed his Good Samaritan back eagerly.

It was time to hunt again. The hunting always thrilled Jerry.. but tonight seemed to want to suprise him. Prey, it seemed to land right in his territory and needed his help. How cute. Coming up to the man, he offered his help, making sure he knew that he was very qualified in fixing cars. It took him no time to find and fix the problem. Once he was done looking to the man, he offered his home for the other to stay. It was late after all... he had food to spare, and not to mention, he could give him quicker directions to the place he was headed later.

Once they had arrived at his house, he knew the other was curious as to why all his windows were blacked out like they were. In which he responded," I work construction in the city at night, long hours so I sleep a lot during the day."

Jerry got the other a beer and some food in him, and it didn't take long for the flirting to get rather heated. He could smell the desire... the desperation coming off the other as he soon attacked him with his body, forcing him up on the counter. His mouth on his his tongue sliding into his mouth and along his tongue. He only pulls away from his mouth so the human can breathe and attack the side of his neck with nips and kisses.

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While he was grateful for the opportunity to supplement his burning lungs with air, Averis couldn’t help the quiet whine that escaped him when the other man’s lips left his. The desperation he felt was mortifying! He could still taste them, sweet and oddly metallic, and when they suddenly began playing with the tender flesh of his neck, a pleasant chill ran down his spine. His back arched in response, breath hitching in his throat even as he tried to catch it, and he had to brace himself against the counter to keep his legs from giving out.

“Mhmn, I swear I ain’t like this with every random guy I meet,” he drawled, hoping to save at least a little bit of face despite the rapidly growing tension in his jeans. “Normally,” he added, a light moan slipping out as Jerry’s teeth struck a particular nerve, “I try to play a little hard to get. Make ‘em work for it, y’know?” Another groan turned into a wry chuckle as one hand came up to hold the other man’s head in place. “But you already kinda did…and you’re irresistible~” Averis tilted his head a bit, allowing for easier access. Wherever this was going, he was more than willing. The friction between them was intense in a way that made him long for as much of it as he could possibly get. Sure, the boarded up windows were a little weird, and situations like this usually comprised the beginnings of bad horror movies, but he was too hot and bothered to care at the moment.

(For Jerry, from @haunted-ex-rocket )

This was not how he’d planned on spending his evening. Hell, he wasn’t even sure how they’d gotten to this point!

He remembered driving for several hours through the desert, determined to finally reach his destination in Vegas before turning in for the night, and he’d almost made it, too. The location he was trying to scout for his tv show was only a few miles away, and it was barely after midnight! As he turned onto a rather sketchy side street, however, his hopes were dashed by mechanical failure. His baby, his pride and joy, the truck his father had bought for him nearly a decade ago as a graduation gift sputtered and died. All attempts to restart it were futile; the engine simply wouldn’t turn over. Frustrated and exhausted, Averis had popped the hood, using his phone as a flashlight while he poked around.

As luck would have it, a skilled mechanic just so happened to live right down the road, and had come out to help when he saw Averis’s light. It didn’t take long before the truck was fixed, but Jerry had insisted on letting him crash on his couch for the night, and the medium was in no position to refuse. The guy was pretty sweet, after all, not to mention easy on the eyes. Averis really couldn’t help flirting just a little bit. Just a tad.

One thing had led to another, of course, and now he was pinned against Jerry’s kitchen counter, groaning against the other man’s mouth as they made out. This had gotten way out of hand, clearly, but he wasn’t about to start complaining. With his hectic work schedule, it had been far too long since Averis had been touched by anyone, and he was utterly ravenous for it. Head spinning, he kissed his Good Samaritan back eagerly.

It was time to hunt again. The hunting always thrilled Jerry.. but tonight seemed to want to suprise him. Prey, it seemed to land right in his territory and needed his help. How cute. Coming up to the man, he offered his help, making sure he knew that he was very qualified in fixing cars. It took him no time to find and fix the problem. Once he was done looking to the man, he offered his home for the other to stay. It was late after all... he had food to spare, and not to mention, he could give him quicker directions to the place he was headed later.

Once they had arrived at his house, he knew the other was curious as to why all his windows were blacked out like they were. In which he responded," I work construction in the city at night, long hours so I sleep a lot during the day."

Jerry got the other a beer and some food in him, and it didn't take long for the flirting to get rather heated. He could smell the desire... the desperation coming off the other as he soon attacked him with his body, forcing him up on the counter. His mouth on his his tongue sliding into his mouth and along his tongue. He only pulls away from his mouth so the human can breathe and attack the side of his neck with nips and kisses.

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WHAT’S THIS SPOOKY FELLA ROLLING FOR?

(this doodle was made as a commission)

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For those of you who don’t know, Typhlosion is based off the infamous honey badger, so it was only a matter of time before I made this appalling thing, based on this timeless classic