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There is good in this world. And it's Sean Astin.

I'm sure there's other good stuff too. Probably. But I'll fight for Sean Astin.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Where could my estrogen be?

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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These are so beautiful.

Credit goes to the wonderful artist: ChibiGreen

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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No LGB without the T!

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surgeon who says “this will make a fine addition to my collection” after performing your bottom surgery

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I had to do a quick art on this

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This was gonna be my Make A Terrible Comic Day submission, but I let my demons (perfectionism) take hold and now it's not terrible enough. I will make something more in the spirit of the day later this evening.

I'd initially thought of making this a big, all encompassing discussion of my entire breast aug experience like my one year HRT comic, but Spell X Sword takes most of my comic time, and frankly it just sounded tiring to make. Have the bullet points with some cleaned up pencils instead lol

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(Top to bottom)

Transmasculine, transfeminine, transandrogynous

Transfluid, transneutral

Greysexual, greyrose, greyromantic

Androgyne, abrosexual

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Treasure Her Like No Other.

If you’re lucky enough to hold a transfeminine girl in your arms, treasure her.

Trace your fingers over her skin with intention, not entitlement.

Kiss her like you’re learning a language built from every moment she thought she’d never be loved like this.

Hold her hand like it anchors you. Rest your palm over her heart like it’s sacred.

Tell her—again and again—that she is desirable not despite who she is, but because of it.

Touch her with reverence. With delight. With the playful craving of someone who can’t get enough, and the gentle patience of someone who knows she’s still learning to accept that kind of touch is real.

Because for so long, too many of us were told our bodies weren’t worthy of softness or desire unless we performed pain.

Because trans joy—especially trans sapphic joy—is radical and holy.

And let’s be clear:

The hottest thing a trans girl can be is comfortable in her own skin. Laughing in her body like it’s home.

If someone stops finding her attractive because she’s happy, because she’s not performing for their fantasy anymore?

Then they never truly loved her.

They loved control. They loved a mirror they could bend.

Let her be loved for who she is—not who someone wished she’d be.

You deserve someone who wants every version of you.

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airline pilot who’s really confused why all of his classmates that went into mech piloting are deeply anxious sexual enigmas with a cups.

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake