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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Friday 13th, scarred someone, watching Fear Street (multiple).

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Its like it was professionally cultivated for you or something.

*browses own blog* amazing

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Thank god it was Michaels!

Link if interested (I didn’t read it yet tbh).

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Ugh Pinterest is on my shit list too. Like, what? Did we not leave enough room for Jesus or something?? Not to mention the “because I said so” with every deactivation. More overbearing than a conservative mother. 🙄

ok so... I'm back. Pinterest is losing it's shit, Substack is annoying AF, I'm internet old and will now come crawling back to tumblr as somehow this is the platform that is still functioning???

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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

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I have (mild) diplopia! This makes sense.

It would be nice if apps and websites didnt make dark mode SO DARK. Options would be nice.

Getting kinda sick of the whole thing where people berate others for using light mode. Like yeah I get that it's mostly a joke, but dark mode on most sites/apps is borderline impossible to use if you have diplopia so I imagine it's way, way worse for people with more severe issues with their eyesight. If your joke is making fun of people for using a feature that's often needed for accessibility it isn't funny, you're just being a dick.

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Moonphase Choker 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘

But is it worth losing your head over?

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I compulsively read signs and stuff. Spiders Georg 🥲

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

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Gif of woman in yellow and red life preserver hugging a man in a suit and then backing up. They are on grass near a dock. End id.

i feel like i'm going Italian

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I feel so weird about this sweater.

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Nothing will ever be funnier than people without siblings. You've either sucker punched or been sucker punched by the fartface who won't hesitate to give you their kidney or you're lying

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Image id: two images of a stockinette gauge swatch. The fiber is two fingering weight yarns in green and light gray. End id.

I’m not sure which is truer to the color. But anyway. It looks closer to worsted than DK on US 5’s. They are Knit Picks Palette and Big Twist Baby Bunny (gray). But I’m also slightly concerned it may shrink even though it’s doubled with BB?