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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it
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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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From "Girlfriends in Love Fuck Harder" - Effigy FIlms, 2025
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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave
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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me
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