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Minecraft skins are what their skins look like. Its like they have their normal shape and form but their skin is just a really stretched out version of their minecraft skins.

The image in mind begs the question, do the skins have a zipper like costumes or do they just suddenly have a new one when they change them

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Robot xisuma with the grabby dinosour hand thingys. They can extend so he quite litterally grabs stuff sometimes by poking it through the door and picking stuff up.

They are also just fun to play with, little hands that he can tap tap tap and click and move like tongs. It’s downright amusing to him

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mumbo is a robot, part of the code! this is great, except when he lags out, or when he gets stuck repeating the same action, or when he runs out of power halfway through a project, or when he starts reacting to sculk censors, or-

It’s perfect for pranks, Grian takes advantage of it in such a safe way. Not a orderly or funny manner for Mumbo, but vaguely safe.

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Very few hermits have stable forms, whether because of a curse, a natural ability, or simply the shifting of the world and its code. In truth, the strangest hermits are those that appear unchanged.

They are the creepy ones, the most dangerous ones. Also the funniest ones, they can’t change imagine that /j

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Xisuma's helmet's screen? Eye parts? Can display stuff like in game chat and commands. It gas displays and stuff and is a piece of tech.

That is to say he sometimes accidentally gets those really dumb viruses or programs that has pop up ads or to solely annoy the user.

And in universe cyborgs and robot skins could work the same way. That is to say annoying virus makers can make it so they play annoying sounds.

So imagine xisuma flying overhead and all a hermit hears is the nyan cat song in the distance as he passes by.

The hermits are too busy laughing to take it seriously. They tried to convince him to keep it longer as long as it’s harmless. He always says no. It gets annoying after hour 2

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Iskall is a silverfish hybrid, and hates diorite because it tastes terrible.

He has all correct opinions. Diorite does tastes horrible.

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Rendog hates mailmen.

He is a dog. It wasn’t an exaggeration in his name, he’s simply sticking true to his name… means the post system in Season 10 is his greatest enemy

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Grian, being an instance of Link, will slide backwards and clip through walls if he stares at a gemstone for several hours.

It ends up putting him in odd situations, and makes him very very easy to prank abusing that ‘glitch’

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Mumbo is a closet furry.

Wondering what his Fursona is. The First answer that came to mind was “Bat”

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The Life Series is a collection of friendfics that Grian wrote. Everyone is excited to see what happens next!

Everyone is excited to brag who got ‘winning’ rights at the end of it. Grian is starting to make the Winners deal with so much ‘trauma’ just ti spite them now

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Iskall's robot parts run Cisco IOS. If you plug an Ethernet cable into them, she can be used as if he is a router.

Some hermits take advantage of that, others get threatened, because she does not find it nearly as funny as the other hermits. But they also let his close friends do it free of charge

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So creepers were originally pigs and the texture for them are believed to be based on leaves.

Doc is part pig and leaves.

He feels very soft cause of the leaves! Wonder what type of leaves

(I have headcanons queue’d mainly cause there is absolutely none, so don’t worry if your stuff doesn’t come out instantly)

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Doc is genetically 50% tomato.

Specifically Cherry Tomato /hj.

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Different servers have different flows of time and hermitcraft is really, really fast. Its how on top of how much hermits work, they get a lot of stuff done in comparison to other servers due to more time in general.

Including a hub world server thing where it would be the standard flow of time, this leads to situations where a day can pass for someone outside of the server and a whole world seemingly sprouts out of nowhere. Makes for a real surreal experience.

It was a new adventure for the hermits they were used to it. They liked to go back to the server and see that their server mates had been busy. To others though people’s friends with hermits, the first time they see it. It’s a surprise. Rumors of them being gods. But really just super fast time flow

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Grian's full name is Serra Grifter Griande. His sister, Ariana Goofster Griande, is a clone he made after NPC Grian and Robot Grian proved to be duds.

Who knows Grian better than an exact copy of him with all of his memories? The clone proceeded to force Grian to stop overworking himself, resulting in him no longer needing any of his doppelgangers.

The clone left to do "his" own thing. Next thing Grian knows, his clone is a woman. His clone can also install Arch faster than him.

He does vaguely wonder if the whole, “well that was his clone who had all his memories and was an exact copy of him became trans means anything” but then decided it did not. Just like the Whole Mother Spore stuff also doesn’t.

Plus he likes knowing his sister had found her own life. It was nice. He had a nice family…. if you Ignore NPGrian and RoboGri.

(I could’ve just said this was cool, but also, it gives many ideas)

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we kinda stole inspo from @hmshermitcraft and @nontypicalnonhumanhermits But we are just a regular headcanon collection anything goes! Check out rules on our page

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