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THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle} 

SEND ME A SYMBOL

▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present.  ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog.  ツ: Our muses go caroling.  ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa.  ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch.  ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe.  ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s.  ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding.  ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight.  ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).

SENTENCES

“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”

TEXT MESSAGES

[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now.  [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital.  [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out.  [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch. 

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therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary. 

would you like to talk about it?

please tell me what’s bothering you.

hey, are you okay?

i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.

i’m your friend. of course i care.

there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.

would you like to try a different approach?

i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.

is this helping?

i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.

i’m always here if you need me.

shh, it’s alright. shh. 

we’re safe now. you’re safe now.

it was just a nightmare.

sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.

you know i’d never judge you for that, right?

i’m worried about you.

is something going on? 

everything you say will just be between you and me.

what method do you prefer?

do you need help falling asleep?

anything i could do to help?

why are you like this?

i understand. 

sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?

let’s get you cleaned up.

this is good. this is important. 

you’re healing, and healing takes time. 

we can do more tomorrow.

how about you get some sleep, hm?

bedtime.

it’s ok not to be ok.

tomorrow is another day.

hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.

breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …

do you need some space?

remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.

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Reblog if your 18+

AND DON’T LIE.

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send me   ‘ mistletoe ’   for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse.   specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.

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Send “🍺” to find my muse drunk!

Or send “🍺+reverse” for the opposite! 

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Drunk”)

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jem’s group chat shenanigans.

a collection of dumb shit me, my girlfriend, & her friend have said in our discord server. feel free to change pronouns & whatnot !!

“  i don’t remember. it’s my brain, sectioning off my trauma.  ”

“  oh same mood big worm hat?  ”

“  mother nature is a gemini, i guess.  ”

“  honestly? you could stab me & i wouldn’t be mad.  ”

“  my brain cell is going to explode.  ”

“  wow. i hated that.  ”

“  never before have my emotions been so accurately conveyed by a series of random symbols.  ”

“  stop exposing me!!  ”

“  why buy a tesla when i can fart in your car for free?  ”

“  it’s 4 am. why are you so horny?  ”

“  put something in me. it doesn’t matter who, or what. no bees, though.  ”

“  hi, i’m back. sorry, i was petting my dog for like, an hour.  ”

“  it’s not gay if i don’t have socks on.  ”

“  i can totally be straight!  ”

“  the only part of me that’s strong is my mouth.  ”

“  i sacrificed a lot to be here today, ____.  ”

“  i look like flat stanley.  ”

“  oh my god, throw me in jail. i just bit into a kit kat bar.  ”

“  please keep me company so i don’t lose my sanity.  ”

“  come touch my face & tell me what i need. like a psychic reading a crystal ball.  ”

 “  this old couple across the aisle from me is drunk & horny. someone come get your grandparents!  ”

“  the pizza guy came to the door while we were banging… pretty sure he heard us.  ”

“  uh, it’s very friday.  ”

“  not to beat my own meat buuut…!  ”

“  drink lots of cranberry juice & hope it goes away like a UTI.  ”

“  i mean if you’re gonna die, you might as well look good.  ”

“  i guess we know who has the STD in this friend group.  ”

“  remember when you thought i fucking died?  ”

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Shuffle Roleplay One Liners - Angsty AF Edition

“I deserve better than you.”

“I never needed you to be strong.”

“You should’ve been there.”

“You went around, and did what you wanted to do.”

“Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you.”

“I would’ve been so happy.”

“When you take, you take the very best of me.”

“I accidentally saw a few things in your cell, I even loled. Man, I should’ve known.”

“I never needed you for pointing out my wrongs.”

“I wish I could bubble wrap my heart, in case I fall and break apart.”

“I’ve been laying in bed, probably thinking too much.”

“I start to cry cuz I need to feel something.”

“You said you’d be here.”

“Why you doin’ what you do?”

“Was I a fool to let you break down my walls?”

“All she dreams about is you.”

“My mother accused me of losing my mind, but I swore I was fine.”

“You do what you want, cuz I’m not what you wanted.”

“My love for you was strong enough, you shoud’ve known.”

“That was the moment I knew.”

“You might as well just tell the honest truth.”

“You got what you wanted from me, I gave you what you needed.”

“Ain’t no use defending words that you will never say.”

“What a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day.”

“I never needed you for judgement.”

“I was warned but fooled by charm.”

“I fell in love, now I feel nothin’ at all.”

“What’you do when the one who means the most to you, is the one who didn’t show?”

“I’m not God, I can’t change the stars.”

“You paint me a blue sky, then go back and turn it to rain.”

“I prayed for your peace.”

“I never asked for help, I take care of myself.”

“I’ve got two letters for you, one of them is F and the other one is U.”

“You’ll be sorry, my dear.”

“I’ve never been anywhere cold as you.”

“You broke my heart.”

“You gotta get yourself a clue.”

“I’m telling you that I’m a broken man.”

“I don’t know why you think you got a hold on me.”

“You deserve to be alone.”

“Life’s too short to even care at all.”

“She’s not got that much more to give.”

“I lived in your chess game, but you change the rules every day.”

“There isn’t anything for you to say.”

“You put up the walls and paint them all a shade of gray.”

“When you told me that you hated my friends, the only problem was with you and not them.”

“I know you’ve hurt the people that you love and those who care for you.”

“Sorry, I’m not sorry for the times I don’t reply, you know the reason why.”

“She won’t last another day.”

“I see it all now that you’re gone.”

“You never did give a damn thing, honey, but I cried for you.”

“I know what’s been going on.”

“I’m losing my mind.”

“I want nothing to do with the things you’re going through.”

“It’s a little too late for conversation.”

“What makes you think I’d stick around?”

“I used to cry to all my friends, but they would say ‘I told ya’.”

“Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?”

“It’s too late to realize you’ve made mistakes.”

“If you like the way you look that much you should go and love yourself.”

“I’m not as stupid as you sound, and you sound really dumb right now.”

“You started this whole war in me.”

“I don’t want you to stay another minute.”

“Maybe you shouldn’t come back.”

“Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame.”

“This is the last time I give up this heart of mine.”

“I meant nothing at all, cuz I’m just another ghost who’s been in your bed.”

“I’m waiting for this cough syrup to come down.”

“I don’t want you to say a single word.”

“All the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless, eyes, cuz you burned them out.”

“I’m tired of getting so mad.”

“You did your best, or did you?”

“Now I know, I’m better sleeping on my own.”

“You and your sick need to give love then take it away.”

“I was over it the second that I saw her name.”

“Do you think you wanna cry? This is goodbye.”

“I know you wouldn’t have told nobody if I died for you.”

“I’ve been waiting, been aching for too long.”

“ If I could find a way to see this straight, I’d run away.”

“Stop right now. You’ll only let me down.”

“I’ve been crying, I’ve been dying over you.”

“I get the final say.”

“I won’t miss all of the fighting that we always did.”

“Sometimes I think I hate you.”

“I look back and regret how I ignored when they said ‘Run as fast as you can’.”

“I don’t want you.”

“And so I run to the things they said could restore me.”

“Life’s a bitch, and so are you.”

“I will laugh, I’ll get drunk, I’ll take somebody home.”

“I think I’ve finally had enough.”

“I know you were a troubled man..”

“I’m tired of being so sad.”

“I will do what I please, anything that I want.”

“I see it all now, it was wrong.”

“Every smile you fake is so condescending, countin’ all the scars you’ve made.”

“I never needed your corrections.”

“All my days have turned into nights.”

“I didn’t want anyone thinking I still care, I don’t but, you still hit my phone up.”

“I’m trying not to forget, it should be easier than this.”

“I mean what I say when I say “there is nothing left”.”

“I think this might be it for us.”

“I never needed you to be there every day.”

“Don’t you think that’s too young to be played with by your dark twisted games?”

“You left us alone. I guess that made me who I am.”

“I was only a kid.”

“You will pay for your sins.”

“You think I’m crying, on my own well I ain’t.”

“I’m sorry for the way I let go of everything I wanted when you came along.”

“You wrote the book on how to be a liar and lose all your friends.”

“I think you’re full of shit.”

“You are an expert at sorry, and keeping lines blurry.”

“You can never talk to me, you’re unable to communicate.”

“I know next to you is not where I belong.”

“You’re never impressed by me acing your tests.”

“There isn’t anything that you can do.”

“My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

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* illness and injury starters

‘ my head hurts. ’

‘ you’ve been asleep for two days. ’

‘ i think it’s broken. ’

‘ don’t mess with your iv. ’

‘ will you carry me? ’

‘ shh, it’s okay. get everything out. ’

‘ someone needs a nap. ’

‘ i threw up. ’

‘ it’s just a scratch. ’ 

‘ hey, accidents happen. ’

‘ you’ll feel better after your bath. ’

‘ i’m just glad to have you home safe. ’

‘ you ate too fast. i told you to take it easy. ’

‘ here’s some ice. ’

‘ i’ll come check on you in a little while. ’

‘ stay in bed. ’

‘ could you rub my back? ’

‘ i’m not even that tired. ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ i brought you another blanket. ’

‘ let’s clean up those cuts and get you to bed. ’

‘ i think you caught some kind of flu. ’

‘ how many fingers am i holding up? ’

‘ i’m a little dizzy. ’

‘ congratulations. you have pneumonia. ’

‘ time for your medicine. ’

‘ i’m going to set your shoulder on the count of three. one, two, three – ’

‘ better take a look at that burn. ’

‘ you have to stay awake. can you do that for me? ’ 

‘ i found the tissues. ’

‘ that was a bad fall. need any help? ’

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Bestfriend Sentence Starters

“I didn’t invite you over”

“Well too bad I’m here”

“I’m already at your house with food and drink”

“You’re lactose intolerant spit it out stupid”

“I love you so that’s why I flushed all your cigarettes”

“There’s food in the- oh you found it”

“I can’t believe that guy just misgendered you I will fight him with my FISTS”

“Hey just run your car through my neighbor’s fence when you get here”

“We should just go get a puppy, we’re adults”

“You can’t stop me if you’re WITH me”

“Dude put some pants on”

“This is really stupid and I don’t know why we haven’t already done it”

“I knew I lost this shirt at your house”

“What do you mean you don’t live here”

“You hate that don’t order it?”

“You’re right I do hate this”

“Remember that time you came over and never left”

“Oh I forgot I left my entire closet in your car”

“You need to fucking EAT”

“Make room in your space bubble I’m coming in”

“I can’t believe we’re actually moving in together”

“Remember when we were in first grade?”

“Awww you were so cute as a kid, what happened”

“I love you but no hetero”

“You left your dog here”

“My mom loves you more than she loves me”

“The friends I hate are coming over”

“The most important person is here!”

“This is the problem with neither of us being the mom friend”

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My muse just found out they’re pregnant. Send "Two Pink Lines” for them to admit it to you!

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*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  KID  GORGEOUS  AT  RADIO  CITY .

❛  this is so much nicer than what i’m about to do.  ❜ ❛  it’s really… it’s really tragic.  ❜ ❛  what a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted establishment.  ❜ ❛  i keep walking through cold spots.  ❜ ❛  i wonder who that used to be!  ❜ ❛  that’s where we are conversation-wise in our relationship.  ❜ ❛  well, here goes nothing - you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  — which is the BEST answer.  ❜ ❛  say more right now!  ❜ ❛  LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!  ❜ ❛  this is a weird topic.  ❜ ❛  none of us truly know our fathers.  ❜ ❛  that’s just the setup to my story, so forget about that poor son of a bitch.  ❜ ❛  and where were you?  ❜ ❛  so you saw what happened and you did nothing?  ❜ ❛  let me ask you this - in nazi germany…  ❜ ❛  just explain to me this - how are you BETTER than a nazi?  ❜ ❛  when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.  ❜ ❛  we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that.  ❜ ❛  what would leonard bernstein do?  ❜ ❛  tell him we’re here!  ❜ ❛  this is the closest we get in adult life to assemble.  ❜ ❛  you bought tickets, you knew this was coming.  ❜ ❛  i guess they’re finally gonna kill us all.  ❜ ❛  we are pretty big assholes.  ❜ ❛  i used to smoke crack.  ❜ ❛  freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man.  ❜ ❛  sit up straight! show some respect!  ❜ ❛  i want to talk about what happened yesterday.  ❜ ❛  oh, you mean like - having friends?  ❜ ❛  — and they may just have to kill you over it!  ❜ ❛  none of that matters, but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❜ ❛  that was the general tone.  ❜ ❛  you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade?  ❜ ❛  this was at NINE in the MORNING.  ❜ ❛  now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm!  ❜ ❛  a phone book doesn’t leave bruises!  ❜ ❛  i’m still terrified of secondary locations.  ❜ ❛  if i’m at a place, i never wanna go to another place.  ❜ ❛  i thought i’d be dead in a truck with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.  ❜ ❛  GIVE US SOME MONEY.  ❜ ❛  WE WANT A GIFT. BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY.  ❜ ❛  what kind of a cokehead relative? you SPENT IT already?  ❜ ❛  i gave you more money than the civil war cost and you fucking spent it already?  ❜ ❛  if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. she’s not going to do anything else for you.  ❜ ❛  hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money!  ❜ ❛  because you should be concerned!  ❜ ❛  hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m in a new phase right before ‘old’ called gross.  ❜ ❛  but only you know where the bathroom is.  ❜ ❛  i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a rOBOT.  ❜ ❛  look at these curvy letters! much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say?  ❜ ❛  is it an E, or is it a 3? that’s up to ye!  ❜ ❛  but now it’s time for the robot test!  ❜ ❛  fuckiNG WH A T?  ❜ ❛  think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.  ❜ ❛  thank you for clapping for my political gazebo material. i’m very brave.  ❜ ❛  everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.  ❜ ❛  things are getting pretty sticky.  ❜ ❛  it’s like there’s a horse… loose in a hospital.  ❜ ❛  i think everything’s eventually going to be okay, but i have no idea what’s going to happen next.  ❜ ❛  get out of here with that SHIT.  ❜ ❛  WE’RE WELL PAST THAT.  ❜ ❛  i dare you to do it. i want you to do it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember that in hamilton.  ❜ ❛  it’s tomorrow now.  ❜ ❛  just because you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.  ❜ ❛  you might think that’s an ignorant answer, but it’s not. it’s a great answer.  ❜ ❛  i don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that.  ❜ ❛  i know all that, how do YOU know all that?  ❜ ❛  i’m allowed to make fun of ___. i asked them, and they said yes.  ❜ ❛  the bread of bread is bread. bread is god is bread.  ❜ ❛  it’s just… dads, singing SO loud.  ❜ ❛  GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU.  ❜

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𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ What happened? ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜

❛ How can you act like that? ❜

❛ Then why are you still here? ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜

❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜

❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜

❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

❛ Everything okay? ❜

❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ Why do you run from me? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜

❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜

❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜

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hello please reblog this if you’d write with face claims over the age of 25.

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"So... you wanna make out?" ( yOLO ammirite. )

@conquersbrains || whats up i just found thIS

let. lexie. kiss. a. girl.

send “so… you wanna make out?” for my muses reaction.

this had to be a j o k e. or a m i s t a k e. yeah, maybe she didn’t hear her correctly. make out? or maybe it was amelia, being amelia and joking around. hovering close enough to seriousness enough to m u d d l e the lines. there was a flush that rose to her cheeks and a sudden stutter building on her tongue. she knew the next words were going to fall out of her mouth anything but smooth and BORDERLINE incoherent. “ i - did y- did you say make out? because that’s what i h e a r d and i - i just want to make sure that - that - that’s what you said. ”

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THIS  OR  THAT.

bold what applies.

honey and lemon or milk and sugar

musicals or plays

lemonade or iced tea

strawberries or raspberries

winter or summer

pandas or koalas

beaches or forests

planets or constellations

pastels or neons

diners or cafes

unicorns or dragons

gemstones or crystals

hummingbirds or owls

fireworks or sparklers

sunflowers or hydrangeas

brunch or happy hour

sweet or sour

Rome or Amsterdam

classic or modern art

sushi or ramen

sun or moon

polka dots or stripes

macarons or croissants

glitter or matte

aquariums or planetariums

road trip or camping trip

coloring book or watercolors

fairy lights or candles

tagged by: @femalesarestrxngashell thanks for the tag ily !

tagging: whoever wants to do it !!!!!!

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Message me if you’d like my username.

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friendly reminder that lexie grey ate the eggs meredith made her, even tho she’s allergic, so mer wouldn’t feel bad