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list of responses that wymack and abby have to add to ban neil from saying after he gets more creative than “I’m fine”
- it’s not too bad (he tried to come to practice with pneumonia)
- i’m managing perfectly well (his shoulder dislocated mid game)
- it’s nothing (grade 2 concussion)
- don’t worry about it (had a panic attack and coped by running a half marathon away from palmetto)
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we listen and we judge
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it sends me so badly that the first time aaron sees neil after neil's christmas break in evermore hell, he bypasses neil's very obvious injuries and instead aaron stares at neil's now-auburn hair. like, god neil was even lying about his hair color?!
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he's looking up player stats leave him alone!!!
based on this tweet / screenshot:
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cat and laila to jean is what dan and matt to neil. power couple adopting a stray cat
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this is how the first chapter of the foxhole court went right
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i love the idea of the foxes post canon watching kevin do or say something or make an expression that is so reminiscent of wymack they're like "oh yea, coach is for sure his dad, look at him."
i equally love the idea of the foxes watching neil do or say something and being like "oh yea, his dad was for sure a serial killer, look at him."
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Andrew: no girlfriends
Aaron: okay
Andrew, gay:

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Just told myself “write your history essay because [fictional character] would” but now I’m stuck in a tight spot because said fictional character lives in my skull and in fact is not doing my history essay.
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hot take: nora sakavic can write whatever the fuck she wants
#real#she could write something I’m fully uninterested in and I feel like by the first chapter I’d be intrigued
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Neil Josten lets Andrew's his cigarettes burn to the filter without taking a drag. He hates vegetables. He knows all the places you can shoot a man without killing him. He doodles fox paws on his homework. He's not scared of knives or violence or the yakuza. He is scared of cellphones and therapists and his own reflection. His favourite colour is gray. He got told he couldn't play exy with a bloody nose so he sniffed back the blood until they let him. He doesn't like movies or loud music. He hitchhiked halfway across South Carolina by pretending to be a sociology student. He gets sad when Kevin watches exy without him. He wishes he had his mother's patience instead of his father's temper. He's brilliant at manipulation. He's stupid on purpose. He was every inch a lie but his friends made him into someone real. He doesn't wear a jacket to the roof when it's cold because he knows Andrew's body heat will keep him warm. He thinks the hardest thing he's ever had to do was opening a tub of ice cream after kissing his boyfriend and not like, all the torture he's been through. Nobody is doing it like him
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