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I Have No Mouth And I Must Screm
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he-screm · 30 seconds ago
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The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.
Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.
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he-screm · 1 minute ago
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[ SAY IT WITH HIM, FOLKS! ]
A little smthn I made based off of @/a-sadclown ‘s post!
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he-screm · 2 minutes ago
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new dog pic just dropped! unforch though allie is slowly fading out of existence and can't be brought back once gone
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he-screm · 32 minutes ago
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why is spamton looks so poor and sad in this foam tenna stop don't you see how you're hurting him
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he-screm · 32 minutes ago
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Side-facing Tenna my fucking BELOVED
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he-screm · 33 minutes ago
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if you could only see how far i've come
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(would it drag you down with me?)
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he-screm · 50 minutes ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.
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he-screm · 12 hours ago
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