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i want to challenge myself yet somehow not be inconvenienced in the slightest

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how it feels to be a cilantro lover among haters with the soap gene

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i loveeeee time theft i love reading fanfiction and scrolling tumblr dot com on company time. everyone should do this btw

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I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.

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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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grinding on someone's thigh really is peak. it's inherently slutty and embarrassing — you're so deperate you can't even wait, huh? — but ALSO cute and intimate. you're so close to your partner, they can hold you and coo mean things in your ear...perfect combo

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i've been finding the acts of violence quite speakable actually

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schedule for the week

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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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Mulder and Scully checking each other for parasitic alien ice worms is the most erotic thing to ever happen on television. If you even care.

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?