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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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thinking about this again

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Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

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huh !

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vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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Dragon by Marion Bulot

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picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

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Diana Slip black leather boots c.1930

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

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thinking about when my professor told me how the boards of companies/orgs/etc. will sometimes hire on a CEO/whatever who they know will basically take a chainsaw to existing infrastructure, let them fuck as much shit up as possible, and then promptly fire them as soon as they've accomplished what the board wanted them to do. then they can point the finger at that guy & look like they're the heroes and the problem is resolved because he's gone now. and they still get to keep all the changes they wanted that nobody else did.

anyway I think it's fun and all to watch the two most divorced men on the planet publicly divorce each other. and also. maybe keep that in mind, is all.

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good