headlessandrunning

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this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

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I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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its 2017, we’re discovering new earthlike planets, rogue nasa is out there doing its thing. my dudes. here it is. the beginning of starfleet

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Apocalypse not

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I relate so much to this moment…

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writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

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bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

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Out here doing gods work tbh

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always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

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When everyone else is doing things with their life and you’re just