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Heather is the name and I'm just trying to make it through the next five minutes without screaming
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Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*
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I don’t rember Harry Potter having a sex festival
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Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco
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one of my very favorite obscure story tropes is when there’s an episode/plotline/tabletop campaign session where the conceit is ‘each member of the gang gets trapped in a specially tailored dream/nightmare/illusory mindscape and has to break out’
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apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades
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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
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So I’m making another tumbler posts cause one of the only things that’s been calming me down is venting stuff out. I seriously can’t sleep at night anymore I start having panic attacks the minute I start to fall asleep. I need to calm down. I’m out of klonopin now though which is NOT GOOD. Guess I gotta make an psychiatrist appointment tomorrow.
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