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people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

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i do have a soft spot for male athletes who are married to female athletes. it's a low bar but knowing they actually sought out someone who has interests and a lifestyle in common with them is a green flag... i remember once seeing this cricket player asked for his all-time 11 and he was like "well my WIFE" and i'm 🥺🥺

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they're so cute i swear

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Oscar really wants to win grill the grid

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Mr Webber and the crayon pastry protege ….

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not convinced that the hundred isn’t just a big scam to sell crisps

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what if i just switch my major from chemistry into sports journalism with the sole goal of one day interviewing alex albon in order to challenge him to a spicy noodles contest?

or better yet, force galex to do the contest. i really don’t think george is the type of guy that can handle spice tbh.

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sport is just a humiliation kink disguised as many other stuff

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if oscar wins the wdc then it means we can actually win the ashes 6-0

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the devil will come to you in many forms. such as sports betting ads.

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MEG LANNING: 7 January 2011 - Became Australia's youngest centurion at 18 years 288 days old 19 January 2014 - Became Australia's youngest-ever captain at just 21 years old, standing in for Jodie Fields during the Ashes 13 June 2014 - Was confirmed as Australia's captain across all three formats 4 April 2021 - Set a new world record after winning 22 consecutive ODI's 26 February 2023 - After winning the 2023 T20 World Cup she overtook Ricky Ponting to become Australia's most successful cricket captain of all time

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ah yes, the true love's kiss...

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i don’t even rpf i just understand

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hit that rawr XD

(cc @dawnguarder)

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what the month it has been for them

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right