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iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
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Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone
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Rode a ferry to a new place, I have a sun burned face. Sunscreen is really expensive here too, But of this I already knew. Into Perissa we arrived, In the heat struggling to stay alive. Strolled on down to the famous beach that was black, At the view I was taken aback. Spent many hours...
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
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i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand��
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