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Logan being a stressed out 'mother' of 5 is the best.

Logan: Remus keeps eating worms and trying to kill Roman, Roman takes too many risks, Patton sometimes gets so hyperactive that he'll literally bounce off of the walls, Virgil won't drink water or eat food unless someone brings it to him, Janus keeps giving Patton poisonous flowers and trying to convince Roman that blue fire is cold. The only reason they haven't killed themselves or eachother is because I'm the one who has to look out for them. I'm the one who has to constantly keep them in check.

Logan: I'm not their mother. I'm just stuck taking care of a bunch of rowdy kids with no sense of self preservation. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop the twins from having yet another sword fight in the middle of our livingroom.

Thomas:

Thomas: So you are busy then-

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The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

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Crying. Screaming. Throwing up. YAY!!!

Doctor Who is celebrating 60 years by releasing over 800 episodes on BBC iPlayer.

The sci-fi fantasy show first premiered in 1963 and has cemented itself as a permanent fixture in pop culture history. This fall, fans will be able to stream the entire 800-plus episode series along with spin-offs like Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood, and Class, and the behind-the-scenes series Doctor Who Confidential.

Each Dr Who episode will be made accessible for all Whovians, with subtitles, audio description, and sign language options available for the very first time.

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Chapter 14: Things move…. even when you’re not looking

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And she flies into the timestream as aimlessly as her Doctor. [Please bear with our dearest Doctor. He is a thinker, and occasionally we must indulge him. This, my patient reader, is one of those times.]

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Reminder! Y'all have 10 chapters left!

Coloring contest!

Do you think your coloring skills are as good as a first grader?

Do you enjoy coloring?

Do you yearn for the days of your local grocery store coloring contests?

Do you think you can rival Hannah banana and Wee Thomas from Hearts thru time and space?

Then this is for you!

This is an Olgana! It's supposed to be rainbow. It's not. You can help!

Color it, and send back to us to us in a direct message and it will be posted along with the very last chapter of the story!

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A note on editing

Sometimes... it goes by quickly.

A little too quickly.

Then you go back and realize that maybe it needs a little fluffing up. The bare bones plot points need a little lace, a touch of sparkle, a smidge of pixie dust to really shine.

This is my favorite kind of editing.

It's like writing.... but only the fun purple parts!

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Chapter 13: Patton learns that shit goes down

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The Doctor is silent and still for a long time.  Not a single movement at the console. Not a word in the beginnings of an overly long lecture. Nothing.  When he finally speaks it is hesitant.....

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The people have spoken! Check the note at the end of the chapter!

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Chapter 12: Ouyies, Olganas, obviously obtuse, or other oblivious oddities

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"We all die Roman. Well, almost all of us." The Doctor knows it's a low blow.  He was getting tired of people telling him what to do. He is The Doctor. The Oncoming Storm. He has lived more lifetimes than anyone has a right to. Made enough decisions, saved enough lives, and saw enough tragic endings that he was well aware of a human life span. And if he wanted to spend a little time with Patton Heart that was his call to make. His hurt to take on.

This Chapter also features one outstanding Ouyie

Thank you @phoenyxwrite for the wonderful art!

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A note on editing

Sometimes your least favorite parts to write are also a pain to edit.

And often times... these parts are the parts your readers like the best.

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The Doctor. 1920

Robinson, Frederic Cayley, 1862-1929

Oil on canvas

Wellcome Collection

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A loving reminder

Dear reader, as you embark on the roller coaster that is chapter 11 I take this time to humbly remind us all it has been less than a day for our intrepid crew and ask you keep that in mind, because damn.

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Chapter 11: Love is discussed for the first time 

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"Nope. You’re going to be adorable together. I'm setting you up" Roman says. [Although I personally approve of this endeavor, our darling Captain Prince does not quite realize the magnitude of what he is meddling with. Like in 2035, when Lin Manuel Maranda accidentally solved the Fermi paradox while writing Floss! The dentistry musical.]