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could u do a WHOLESOME Johnnie or Jake × y/n where they're shopping at Target for a video? (Y/n buys either Jake or Johnnie, whoever her bf is, a skirt, and has to wear it too!?)

Playing Dress Up.

pairing:

Jake Webber x Fem!Reader.

a/n:

this is actually so cute AND something Jake would do, so it's perfect.

somewhat proofread

warnings:

pre-established relationship.

word count:

1.0k

You stood behind the two raven haired boys, wrapping your arms around Jake as he did the introduction to his video. You had a gentle smile plastered on your face as you interacted with the camera.

As usual, you zoned out during the intro. Jake always seemed to be so hypnotizing at the worst moments..

"Earth to Y/n," Johnnie snapped his fingers in front of your face in his odd tone.

You carefully smacked his hand away. "Are you guys so desperate you just recreated the same 'Halloween shopping at target' video?" You teased as the sliding doors screeched open.

Jake rolled his eyes. "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

You couldn't help but blush at the name, even though he was, in fact, joking. You giggled, holding a smile on your face as Jake locked his pinky with yours.

Johnnie stumbled over his own feet as Jake 'accidentally' ran into him with the cart. Barry giggled quietly behind the camera, and his reactions always got you the most. You slapped your hand over your mouth, which ended up being a perfect clip for the video.

The first isle was clearly the specified holiday isle. Your jaw dropped when you saw the infamous Lois standing in the very back. Lois was a tall jakcolantern animatronic type decoration, and you always found it hilarious.

You giggled as you pointed towards the tall jackolantern. "Oh my god, it's Lois!"

"You're cute," Jake placed a kiss on your forehead. "Look! Gummy eyeballs."

You rolled your eyes, a soft smile plastered on your face. Sometimes, Jake's short attention span could be hilarious.

The three of you had chosen an assortment of Halloween themed candy. To be fair, the majority of the selection was pretty shit. That's what you expected.

You rounded the corner to where the fall and Halloween themed household items were; such as decorations and candles.

Jake was ecstatic about smelling all of the candle scents, while Johnnie was seemingly less amused. Jake inhaled a pumpkin latte candle, his eyes rolling back as a reaction. "Johnnie, you've gotta smell this."

Johnnie scrunched up his nose at the scent. "What are you, a 50 year old mom?"

"This smells delightful, darlin." he pursed his lips together. His southern accent got you every. Single. Time. "Let's get it."

Your jaw dropped whenever you noticed the adorable Halloween blankets. "Not related to the video at all. We should get matching blankets. I'll pay for them!"

Johnnie frowned sarcastically, throwing his hands up in the air. "Okay, I get it. I'm the third wheel now."

You smacked your lips. "I was talking to you, too!"

Without further question, the three of you got matching skeleton blankets. Although Johnnie changed his mind at the last minute. He chose a pumpkin one, claiming he 'didn't want to be part of a love triangle.' You never understood how they could say the most stupid shit with a straight face for a video.

The next isle was the costumes, where the two boys could not stop making dirty jokes about everything. They ended up buying odd costumes for themselves, insisting you get one, too. Of course, you refused. You would not be caught in one of those goofy ass kids' costumes. But, you did slip two bright orange skirts with pumpkins on them into your basket along with the blankets. You would, in fact, be making Jake put it on whenever you got home, just for shits and giggles.

After what felt like ages, your trio had made it to checkout. The total was an insane amount of money, but Johnnie was paying that time. Needless to say, dust would be spilling out of his wallet.

Jake insisted on paying for the blankets and skirts, which he hadn't noticed until then. He was too persistent, making you give in and let him pay.

You all walked out, full bags on each arm as you made your way back to the car.

. . .

You collapsed onto your shared bed with Jake, one final bag in hand. "We're still meeting Tara at that Halloween party tonight?" You asked, kicking off your shoes.

Jake sighed and nodded, laying next to you as he wrapped an arm around your waist. "Yep."

"I hope you know we're wearing those skirts to the party. Whether you like it or not." You rested your head on his chest, listening to the soft beating of his heart. "It's a costume party."

"Yeah. Yeah, I know." He faked disappointment.

You placed a light slap on his chest. "Oh, shut up."

The next few hours were spent napping with Jake. Him and Johnnie were always significantly more busy than usual during the 'ber months. So, you weren't too surprised whenever he fell asleep not long after.

It took you forever to shake him awake. Jake was an extremely heavy sleeper. "Why don't you just pour water on his head?" Carrington snickered.

You rolled your eyes, "Oh my god. No!"  You violently shook Jake's arm until he eventually woke, looking around the room as if he didn't know where he was. You groaned. "Finally! Get up, we gotta get ready."

Jake complied, mocking your groan as he pulled himself out of the bed. You tossed the skirt to him, possibly a little too excited to have such a ridiculous couples costume.

Under the skirt, Jake wore black bootcut jeans and an Ed Hardy shirt that had the same shade of orange as the skirt. You couldn't help but giggle as you watched your handsome boyfriend wiggle into the children's skirt.

You made Carrington take a 0.5x photo of the two of you for your story. The two of you stared up into the camera menacingly, your facial expressions contradicting your outfits.

Jake slipped his hand into yours, interlocking your fingers. "Let's go blow these hoes away." He stated, throwing on his sunglasses and walking out the front door.

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okay im sorry but the relationship that jake and the shop lady have is so wholesome :3

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idgaf im reading ronnie radke x reader right now do u actually think i gaf

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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There’s no way mcr is real they’re too gorgeous

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cam my beloved… when is the boy next door part 3 🙏🏼😔

BRUHHH the girl I was writing it with has not worked on it with me in forever, we barely talk

IM SORRY.

maybe one day.

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(I promise.)

IM NOT OKAY.

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Remember that time during the Jersey show of The Black Parade Is Dead! when the crowd was chanting “SORROWS! SORROWS!” and Gerard’s greasy coffee addict ass went “Are y’all saying Starbucks???”

I know I certainly do.

I mean, I can understand why, but the fact that he is in fact a coffee lover makes me giggle

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i love love love the use of ma/mama in ur johnnie fic! could u write one where you use his chain to pull him in or if he needs to move somewhere and he’s obsessed with it? smth like that idk i love ur writing hope ur doing well !!

Zombified.

pairing:

Zombie Apocalypse!Johnnie Guilbert x Zombie Apocalypse!Reader.

a/n:

falling in reverse reference. only real ones know where else I've used this title 🙏

I don't know if this was good 💔 I miss you guys, gonna try and write more but I'm doing so much in school as well as working on my mental health BUT I love you guys and you'll be seeing me more often hopefully.

not proofread

warnings:

Mention of death, a little angst, steamy make out session but no smut.

word count:

0.8k

Your feet ached as you ran from the large hoard of zombies trailing behind both you and Johnnie. You knew it was a shitty idea to go out for a late night supply run, but Johnnie insisted it'd be fine. Needless to say, you were more pissed at him than the actual situation. Glass crunched under your feet as you ducked into the nearest building, Johnnie following suite. You slammed the door shut and propped up the heaviest thing you could find against it. Johnnie assisted by placing a few more things in front of the door and checking the windows.

You heaved as you placed your hands on your thighs, dropping your head. Your thoughts were scrambled, your mind filled with nothing but fear and anger. You looked up at Johnnie, your stupid boyfriend, who was leaning against the wall in an attempt to catch his breath. You walked towards him, standing in front of him with crossed arms and furrowed brows.

Your mind wandered momentarily, wondering how he still managed to keep the emo look even during times like these. He wore his basic black skinny jeans (with his white, now dirty, scarf wrapping around his calf) and a ripped up shirt that was covered by his jean jacket. It made you swoon a bit, but you kept your composure.

"I told you this was a terrible idea." You scolded, your voice laced with anger. "We're probably going to be stuck in this shitty building all night!"

He looked down at his feet, clearly regretting his decisions. "I'm sorry, Y/n. I just -"

You cut him off, wrapping your fingers in his dangling chain and pulling him closer to your face. "You need to think before you take me with you on shit like this. You know it's worse at night, and I don't know why I agreed."

He pressed his lips against yours softly, causing you to tighten your grip on the chain. "I'm sorry, okay?" He muttered against your lips.

You couldn't help but let out a small giggle, "You're such an idiot."

His hands slid to your waist, gripping it tightly. Your sore body melted into his as your lips moved together perfectly. He flipped the position around, pressing you into the wall.

You used your grip on the chain to pull him even closer. "I fucking love when you do that."

You let out a breathy laugh, "Yeah? I fucking love when you make good decisions."

He looked at you with low eyes. "Well, I think my decision turned out pretty well."

You shook your head before meeting his lips again. He moved his warm hands up your shirt, the tips of his fingers digging into your soft flesh.

You blocked out the banging on the door and the moans and groans outside, knowing you were safe inside. You felt even more safe knowing Johnnie was there with you. Although, your surroundings did make your heart beat a little faster.

His smirk on your skin made you roll your eyes. "Just cause you're an amazing kisser doesn't mean I'm not mad at you."

Johnnie shrugged. "That's fine. I still love you." a goofy smile formed on his face. He pecked the corner of your lip as he awaited your response.

"I love you." You tugged his chain once more. His hands slid down to your hips as his tongue swiped your lower lip.

You let out a soft sigh into his mouth. His touch made your mind fuzzy and you nearly forgot what kind of situation you actually were in.

As he kissed you, his hands explored your soft skin. The zombies eventually got bored, the banging and moaning growing quieter by the minute.

Johnnies lips glided with yours. Nothing but passion was behind his movements. He pulled away and rested his forehead against yours, your heavy breaths in sync.

His hand caressed your cheek as he moved the sweaty hair that clung to your face away. "Did you know you're still so gorgeous even with all this dirt and shit?"

"Oh, shut up." You smiled before rolling your eyes once more. "Let's head back.

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my thing is like not accurate at all, my hair is more pinkish red and I'm sexier but whatever;)

any1 can join!

moots 'n' all

moots 'n' all! take a pic of your top song on your preferred music streaming platform, and make yourself on this image maker.

@knoxoverstreet16 @u-friend-or-ufo @right-stopthat-its-silly @minstrel-in-the-gallery @waywardtheory @pete-townshend-is-the-eggman i encourage you to do this as i've got virtual cookies for all of you 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

this is NOT restricted to moots only! anyone who finds this intriguing or fun can do it.

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day 1107

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hi pretty people, im going on a mental health break (just for this week) ❤️

I always come back

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Tiny one

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my honest reaction to fella reading my fanfiction about him

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HANSUMFELLA IS READING YOUR ONE SHOTS ON WATTPAD !!! (I'm so so sorry lovely)

- @phedgehogs

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE JOKING.

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not where I'm from ☝️it's algebra 1 + 2 then geometry 1 + 2 then algebra 3 + 4

first day and i’m already confused w math.

i’ve always been super good at math but honors algebra 2 got me trippin.

i’m gonna talk to the teacher and get help but i’ve NEVER been bad at/confused by math