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well, first post, cause I only use tumblr for scrolling, but it’s for good reason.

We need to talk about fucking @odysseus--offical.

Like that one anon said, I’m sick of seeing the epic tag flooded with ask blog bullshit. It’d be fine if it was actually entertaining, but this probably 8 year old kid on the internet’s responses to everything are illiterate. Not to mention a lot of it is mpreg or whatever.

And they get quite a few notes as well, and are idolized by some people like they’re famous. It’s stupid. Especially when the blog is probably by a literal child.

And yes, this message is to the mod. I want them, or whatever their stupid pronouns are, girl pretending to be a boy, to see it. And their followers as well.

I could go on and on, but I’m not going to waste my energy on them.

Fuck you, @odysseus--offical. Kill yourself or something, just leave tumblr.

sincerely.

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Ha I'm the same loser

*gently swaps heaven and hell*

What *gains angel wings* WHAT

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You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k likes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse /srs

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7) @heavells-corprate-offical

List of things I hate:

1) God

2) God

3) Pebbles

4) God

5) Repetition

6) God

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YAYY!!

WE TRNEDED ON TUMBLR

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. ITS OVER NOW. BUT IM SO HAPPY

(I own raphael account)

YOU'RE RAPHAEL?!!

ALSO HORRAY THE OFFICALVERSE IS TRENDING WE'VE PEAKED FAME

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Real

SINCE WHEN DID PEOPLE FROM THE OFFICALVERSE (not counting my sideblog) START TO REBLOG MY POSTS

WHAT THE HELL

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Your father died and I'm so turning to lesbianism

- @hells-corprate-offical

WHAT

NOOOOOOOOO

:(((

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Are you one of those people mother called father that one time when they were arguing... hmm a crackhead?

Helo dar felo ofikal :3

(Hello there fellow ofical)

- @offical-idiot

Uhhhhh motherrrr this guy is scaryyyy

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Helo dar felo ofikal :3

(Hello there fellow ofical)

- @offical-idiot

Uhhhhh motherrrr this guy is scaryyyy

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Woah :0

@satan-offical @monika-offical oooo look at me I'm a new offical blog oooo

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Yay

Wife I wanna do something silly

Which is?

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Wait satan had to approve of my existence..?

Wife I wanna do something silly

Which is?

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Omg are you ok

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join

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You have to say your trauma-

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join

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Omg the ooc one is horrible and hilarious at the same time

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join

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Ooc: Hi I'm ____ and one of my friends got cancer

Hi I'm kAgUyA and @satan-offical threw bricks at my head

And I brought Starbursts

@satan-offical @hellels-corprate-offical @heavens-corprate-offical @hells-corprate-offical

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join

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Ok

Hey sweetie, ready for your party?

yes!!!