heckerwithsalad
heckerwithsalad
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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From now on please only refer to me as Crumbly Castle.
(Not picking on this person, their comments were so sweet)
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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Reasons why I need the A in LGBTIAQ to stand for Asexual, not Ally
Because my mother told me that all I needed to do was get drunk and lie back and let my husband have his fun. Because if I was drunk, I’d be more relaxed and it’d be over sooner
Because my sister told me that I was trapping my husband in an abusive marriage, and that one day he was going to leave me
Because both of them looked at me in disgust
Because my asexuality is considered to be as great a crime against my husband as a woman who has affairs and cheats on her husband
Because my cousin didn’t even try to understand, and just kept asking ‘but what about in five years? how will you feel then?’
Because I was so afraid of my body and so afraid of sex that I didn’t seek medical help for a legitimate question for over a year for fear of being labelled a deviant or something broken
Because I still ask myself at least once every day if my husband wouldn’t be better off without me
Because I still ask myself at least once every day if I’m broken
Because I still tell myself at least once every day that I’m pathetic and useless and an abnormality
Because I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but everywhere I turn I’m told I really don’t, because love = sex
I need A to stand for Asexual because nobody ever talked to me about asexuality even when I was an outpatient at the women’s hospital for 18 months, and everyone told me desire would come in time
I need A to stand for Asexual because we are literally invisible, and so unimportant that people assume we don’t even need representation, because everyone assumes our lives must be bland and unimportant and lacking in challenges or bigotry
For every asexual that wants a relationship, for every asexual that does not want a relationship, for every asexual who has not yet come to terms with their identity, for every asexual who was told we were abnormalities, for every asexual who was told we just weren’t doing sex right, that we needed a good fucking, that we needed to be drunk, that we needed to relax, that we needed to be raped
We need representation, and we need visibility
That is why the A needs to stand for Asexual, and never for Ally
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 
i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 
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HE GONE. 
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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 
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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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heckerwithsalad · 1 day ago
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I hope that one day I'll be recognised as part of the big league with I-am-a-fish and pukicho..... *sighs, staring into a window*
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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My dad drew an AMAZING picture of peppa pig
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I'm sobbing
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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I love avoiding spending time with my family causing them to become increasingly worried about me 😀✌️
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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3k notes on this post and @satan-offical has to go bald.
@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official
Tag whoever you want.
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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The Patriarchy proves that Mpreg should be the normal way of life
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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peem poom
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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Omg I almost forgot if you have time go check out Whaterstones Piccadilly Bookshop, it has like 5 floors and I think I saw some Oseman books there£>£
i'm in london and here are my thoughts/things i saw
2 kids on the way in the airplane wearing sunflower lanyards (uk has issues, but invisible disbily adwareness is pretty cool
there was a cute guy on the airplane in the row in front of me (and he played minecraft) but i am a loser so i didn't talk to him
2 english people bought marlenka (a honeycake brand very well known in cz/sk)
a very stereotypically looking jewish guy (with 2 curly strands in front of his face and a black kippah
pretty cool hairstyles on very curly hair (cornrows, braids with beads etc)
and here are some cool/important photos:
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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i just think patroclus is SUCH an interesting character. the contradictions in his character, that's he's such a brutal and capable warrior and yet so often defined by his gentleness and empathy. that after ten years of war and bloodshed, every warrior weeps and mourns for him, so many are prepared to defend his body with their lives. that he's called "the best of the myrmidons." that achilles, the greatest of the greeks, would rather take his own life than live without him, that even when he is convinced not to do that, he still cannot conceive of a life if patroclus is not there. i think he is under appreciated and will stand by my name until i die
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heckerwithsalad · 2 days ago
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No I will work with some kind of Tomograph( a big CT)
Back at work; starting at 8am- talking with colleagues over coffee till 9am- got/talked about my new SOČ(huge student project in my country)with my also new external consultant for another half an hour- now it’s time to get to work (almost 2 hours later) #~#
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