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unforgettable

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I love arc 3

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messy tundra doodle . my doomed girl

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girl your grave . crawl out of it girl

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Zac is bringing real Kerp energy to the Dome today.

"I'm a different guy!"

🤣 🤣 🤣

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BEST FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS

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friendship always wins!

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from variety’s interview with brennan lee mulligan

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socially anxious knight who keeps her helmet visor down so she can avoid eye contact

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Obsessed with Rekha Sexy Carwash Look

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katie was counting on brennen lee mulligan’s rage being what got her pitch views, but she was clearly not considering the sheer potential that rested within aabria iyengar’s unprecedented ability to run a one-woman guerilla marketing campaign

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Guys, new Image of Despair just dropped

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Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

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MR. BEAST YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. BE HIM.

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Transcript:

Murph, with ominous music playing behind him: Sol and Calder, you guys start to walk around the ruins of the fortress here, and you see-- Caldwell: The Frogson to your Holmes. [A pause. Emily and Jake make inquisitive noises in synch. Music cuts out.] Caldwell: Continue. [Jake laughs nervously.] Caldwell, with increasing desperation: Continue. Continue! Jake, laughing: I don't-- Emily, softly: The what? Murph: The frogs into your-- Caldwell: The Frogson to your Holmes. Jake: Oh. So I-- It's-- Caldwell: The Watson to your Holmes. Emily, with realization: Oooooh. Murph: Good lord, Caldwell. [Jake, Caldwell, and then Emily laugh.] Caldwell: I-- We didn't need to dwell on it is the thing. I just said it casually! [Emily laughs harder.] Murph: Now we have to! Jake: I genuinely just-- Murph: Jesus christ! Jake: I just didn't-- I didn't-- Caldwell: I just don't think it's worth this level of attention. [Murph laughs.] Jake: Frankly I didn't hear it! Emily: I-- it was-- the funny part too, was that Caldwell said it at Jake, and Jake (laughs) did not get it and was nervously laughing (cackles) Murph: Yeah (laughs) Jake: I was-- Caldwell: It was a little views for Jake and honestly, it was not for either of you! [Emily laughing in the background.] Jake: It wasn't that I wasn't laugh-- I truly didn't hear it! [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: I was also mid-description. I was also speaking! Jake: I didn't clock what you said! [Emily laughs harder. Everyone starts talking over each other.] Murph: Good god. Jake: I thought you said "let the frog into your home." Murph and Emily: Yeah! Caldwell: Let's just-- let's just keep it moving. I just think we should keep moving. Jake: You had me like huh? Why did you say that a frog-- Murph: Just like-- let the-- frog homes? What? Caldwell: I just think it would be great if we could keep moving. [Jake laughs.] Murph: (laughs) Oh, yeah, we can keep going. Caldwell: I'm really excited to hear the story. [Emily laughs harder.] Murph: Sweet. So. Calder (Jake): Elementary, dear Frogson. Murph: You guys-- [Everyone laughs] Caldwell: Don't, man. Emily: Callie takes out the shit note. [Everyone laughs harder.] Murph: H--Holmes and Frogson walk around the grounds.

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off on another adventure