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Non bee-nary

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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I hate this, more please!

McCoy accidentally becomes a healer god figure on a pre-warp planet and they build a monument to him made of, because they look like biobeds, giant stone slabs.

It's called "Bonehenge."

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Have you ever wanted to feel like you have vast sums of knowledge that are invaluable to human society?

Have you ever wanted to feel like the dumbest person alive?

What about both in the same day?

Study medicine.

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I am currently in a passive aggressive war with my bus line over this exact issue.

I'm talking 6:45 at a bus stop for a bus that said it was arriving at 7:02. Then the app goes "we switched you to the next bus at 7:18" and that bitch doesn't come either.

I have called. I have emailed. I have attended their goddamn zoom town hall to ask about it. They did not take questions at the end.

I have two years of graduate education in this city ahead of me and half my lifetime of expertise in hurry up and wait behind me. I will outlast them.

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Imagine having been born in 1905... And all your life it doesn't fucking stop. The Great War, the Spanish Flu, and then you go out of your mind for 7 years. Everyone is traumatised and nothing matters. Then another crash. And then the rise of fascism, and the War to end all Wars didn't and it's 1945 and you're just about still there. You may have fought or ferried the boys from Dunkirk or sabotaged the Nazi occupiers or worked in the factories and put out fires during the Blitz and you're lucky to be alive, because not all your friends made it. But you are and finally, fucking finally, it stops. It stops. You are tough as nails and you can put that strength to work into building something and you do, and people have cars and can buy icecream and you have a pension fund and the kids have money of their own and no nightmares.

I want that for us. I so want that for us. I want to be the generation that has seen fucking everything and is like a MRSA bug and unfazed and when that Cheeto finally dies, I want us to. Plant the gardens and clean the seas because we can and we want to and we remember some joy, some time of trust even when it got broken and we can say to the 20 somethings "let us show you what we can build, how it can feel."

And maybe Gen beta will take it all for granted like the boomers did, but we can give Gen Z and Alpha some peace because we, and Gen Z and Alpha have seen the Dark Times and fuck that noise.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

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Biblically accurate trees

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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What about an anxious adult with thousands of abandoned hobbies who spirals into self hate whenever they make a basic mistake... Who is also currently in PA school?

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