heelgripper
heelgripper
Stop Hitting Yourself
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Old enough to know better. Tired all the time. I like lots of things and I blog about them here. Genderfluid. They/he/she. Terfs not welcome.
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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Happy pride to these two in particular ✨️
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Dario Robleto
The Common Denominator Of Existence Is Loss
2008
50,000-year-old extinct cave bear paws, human hand bones, stretched and pulled audiotape of the earliest audio recording of time (experimental clock, 1878), 19th-century mourning ribbon, bocote, shellac, glass
42¾" x 47 ½" x 47 ½"
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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Want to send a photo by telephone in the 1970s? You’re looking at the United Press International UPI Model 16-S photo transmitter.  The photo would spin in the drum and one line at a time would be sent. Typically it’d take 26 minutes for one photo!  Via PetaPixel
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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As cool as it would be to have an Uma Musume USA spinoff that covers the Kentucky Derby and other famous American horse races, it's never gonna happen because the creators of Uma Musume have to get permission from the owners of the irl horses to have them appear as Umas in the game. This is a difficult, but feasible task in Japan because things like Idol culture, gacha games, and anime gijinka, if not necessarily held in high regard, are at least established parts of subcultures that are known to be profitable. I cannot imagine the difficulty of convincing, say, a Saudi oil baron or some multimillionaire Kentuckian who wears seersucker suits and talks like Foghorn Leghorn that letting a mobile game company turn their beloved stallions into waifus is somehow a reasonable decision.
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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Pingus wine… $811… do they know?
Item: Pingus Cult Wine
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I swear this isn’t photoshopped
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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to be honest I think working on a sewing machine strains my eyes as much as being on a computer does. However, I am incentivized to remain alert and focused by keeping my fingers within stabbing distance of a needle making 60 stitches per minutes.
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans
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heelgripper · 11 hours ago
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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
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heelgripper · 2 days ago
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Congratulations to RJ McCabe for being crowned Starship Iris’ soggiest, most pathetic, most tragic wet cat, definitively and forever!
And thank you to everyone who shared, argued, and otherwise participated! I hope you had fun and I’ll see y’all on the other side of the hiatus!
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heelgripper · 2 days ago
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mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.
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heelgripper · 2 days ago
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I knowwww the Dandadan Hunting Soul scene has been talked to death but genuinely it’s everything I love about anime encapsulated into one sequence.
It was like four pages in the manga, a silly gag like ‘oh wouldn’t it be neat if they did an exorcism via a power metal band?’ But in the anime?
First of all they wrote an entire fucking song, like four minutes long, with lyrics and guitar and all of it, got the fucking GUITARIST FROM MEGADETH and the SINGER FROM DRAGONFORCE (for the English version) to fucking sing it??? And then (made a fucking Back to the Future reference) and put on a goddamn laser light power metal rock concert that lasted like. A fifth of the entire episode’s run time.
They literally didn’t need to do any of that!!! It was a four page gag sequence! But they said no man. We need an entire power metal concert!!!
THATS what I love about animation man. The culmination of so many people’s hard work, time, effort and creativity, all put together for no other reason than because it would fuck incredibly hard. That FUCKS.
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heelgripper · 4 days ago
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heelgripper · 4 days ago
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I miss when most people in lefty queer feminist circles understood why "not all men" is stupid annoying and missing the point
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heelgripper · 4 days ago
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starting to think fragrantica reviewers think literally everything smells like piss
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