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anon man took me out for pizza :-) and my mum panicked bc my messages from a few days ago about being in london only just arrived on her phone so she thought i had had some kind of crisis and booked an emergency flight home basically so had to call her to be like PLEASE DONT WORRY IM STILL IN VIENNA AND LITERALLY JUST GOT TAKEN OUT ON A PIZZA DATE ALL IS FINE
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god i need to stop finding anon man so funny when he is just confused about everything... a german tourist was found alive in the outback after doing 15 miles in 11 days and his first comment was that he was surprised she only did 15 miles and he was concerned about her level of fitness if that's the best she could do in a life or death situation
i was like maybe she was going round in circles like people do when they're lost with no real points of reference and he was like ya maybe it is that
#it's difficult to write it down bc it sounds very mean spirited but he was just genuinely baffled at her lack of speed#like there was no actual judgement in his tone just like “vy iz she so slow”#idk anon man idk
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absolutely incredible fun for me while anon man spent 80 mins on his exercise bike and i just sat on the bed asking him "have you ever heard of [very famous celebrity]"
lady gaga: no mariah carey: he was like, kind of sure she was a singer britney: yes rihanna: no john major: yes! sabrina carpenter: no shein: no
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I know I say this a lot but a year ago! compared to now! endless misery in a marriage with an increasingly unstable man compared to now, wandering around the most beautiful city I've ever seen, banana gelato in hand
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it's sooo nice in Vienna I'm having such a nice time walking around in the rain with a banana gelato
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one thing making it ngl quite easy to not spend loads of money here this time is that the austrian has a shit ton of food vouchers for a store he never goes to but that i really like, i mean genuinely like maybe hundreds of euros worth, and he told me to use them last time but i forgot but this time i didnt and they WORKED
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ok my phone CAMERA is also broken now which is actually a bummer more than the screen tbh bc i use the camera all the time :( just randomly stopped working on the plane and none of the internet-suggested fixes worked so may have to consider getting it fixed for real lol. but im actually so poor this month, it's not even all the travel so much as me just living a treat myself lifestyle AS WELL as all the travel, most of my savings are gone (i didnt have loads anyway but like Some) bc im just like lol my life is crazy and im going insane so let's buy whatever! like i guess it's fine in that i have stable housing/relatively stable income so im not going to suddenly become Legit Fucked. but literally like 10d ago i had 2200 in my bank acc and now i have like <1000 ......... and i think it's mostly just small shit that adds up like a lot of <£30 purchases and tbh that's not going to stop this week at least lmao bc i need to buy a month of vienna public transport (as opposed to a week of it - it's still cheaper to buy a month than like 3xweek altho only just :|) which is like 50 euros, i haven't been getting tesco delivered but instead just wandering around shops buying delicious looking lunches and i think partly this is Fine given ... everything, but also like. i am living probably beyond my means atp and will have to lock in a bit i fear esp if i am probably gonna have to fix my phone as well at some point relatively soon, which presumably will cost hundreds given that it needs both a screen replacement and apparently now also ...camera? i just hope i can keep it alive until i get back to the UK
anon man EXTREMELY cuddly last night + this moning, actually fell asleep in his arms which is RARE bc he runs so hot. it was nice -_- blindfolded him + cock ringed him. also nice
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anon man has eaten a bunch of chocolate covered coffee beans to pep himself up for my arrival lmfao there's really no need for all that. terrified of anon man on beans
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hahahahhahahah
did I ever say that in France when I was walking between our Airbnb and anon man's Airbnb I was using a pillowcase as a little night sack because I had fully not considered the fact I might need to schlep some stuff between houses and only had a big airport bag with me. anyway my friends on the trip as well still bring this up. Hannah suggested literally last night I bring a pillowcase on the plane. I have no peace
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did I ever say that in France when I was walking between our Airbnb and anon man's Airbnb I was using a pillowcase as a little night sack because I had fully not considered the fact I might need to schlep some stuff between houses and only had a big airport bag with me. anyway my friends on the trip as well still bring this up. Hannah suggested literally last night I bring a pillowcase on the plane. I have no peace
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Details of Maria de Kaersgieter's French satin dress, 1654, by Bartholomeus van der Helst
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