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biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
me, monsterfucker: *going up to give them a little kiss*
biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting
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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
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The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart
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ao3 is down. what am i supposed to do?? continue write my own fic??? HA you almost got me!! absolutely not. u can't fool me ao3. i'm not falling for that trick.
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HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING
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there is no stronger bond between that of a sims 4 girly and her absolute jet engine of a dying laptop fan crying out for the sweet release of death
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PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy
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if even MORE stuff shows up on my dash that I did not ask for I swear I shall simply start biting people
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AO3 is under a DDoS attack meaning that the servers are purposefully being overwhelmed by an attacker. Please do not refresh ao3 related links because each time you do, another request is sent to the servers meaning you are contributing to the DDoS! Wait for the official announcement from their twitter and then visit the site because the servers will keep crashing otherwise!

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Ewan McGregor as Roman Sionis Birds of Prey (2020)
#you know it’s kinda telling that I thought this was a Halston gif for a second#this man really went ‘I’m making Roman the gay fashion icon he deserves to be’
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