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Let’s play Wed, Bed, Behead.
Put three names in my ask.
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“Did you just call a hospital a medical salon?”
※ MORE SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
“Is it suddenly my fault that you lot have strange names for.....everything?”
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“I could write a whole thesis on how men ain’t shit.”
※ MORE SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
“And this--this is why you’re my favorite midgardian.” They were also her favorite because they had managed to find a large group of people to watch the children for her. The Avengers of Midgard babysitting. “Would you like to hear of the Terrible Kings of Asgard? T’was to the point that not a person could tell that King Odin had left and Prince Loki had taken his place. Truly terrible, wouldn’t you agree?”
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Val being genuinely happy and delighted to see the Hulk. The way she smiles and giggles--cutest thing. CUTEST.
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endcftime:
being the master of the new york sanctum required looking at different dimensions and planets of possible threats on the world. there will always be names and faces that will cross his path of those that wasn’t a threat, but due to his memory he can never forget those. so when the remaining people of asgard arrived on earth, he was the first to appear to try a find a solution that would work out all parties. especially, since loki was among the asgardians who were searching for a home.
“pardon, is this everyone you have coming to earth?”
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“No, not even close. Our ship was attacked, we are only one of the groups that managed to get into the escape pods.” It looked like she had only a few people with her, but she looked back like she was searching for someone. “Is this place safe?” Once he gave her the affirmative, she raised a hand and flexed her fingers. The glamour lifted and the faint green twisted around her fingers. More children appeared seemingly out of nowhere. Then she looked back to him.
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Synne genuinely does not like Odin and it’s borderline on hatred. She doesn’t think he was a good king, and doesn’t think he was a good father. She’s disappointed in Frigga because the Queen didn’t use her power the way Synne would have liked her to outside of influencing what was strictly in her family.
What she’s heard about Loki and Thor doing (ie: killing humans, killing frost giants) is what she thinks they’ve inherited from Odin since he built his kingdom on imperialism and stolen gold. So no, she never had high hopes for either of them as kings and didn’t believe the rumors of Thor changing till he saved everyone from Ragnarok.
She still isn’t sure he’s going to be a good king since the only example of a king before him was Odin, but she now knows he is a good man.
Her thoughts on Loki vary from verse to verse, but she feels more of an indifference toward him and probably a bit of bitterness since he’s still Odinson. But that just comes with the title.
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“Trauma changes you. The person you were before is gone. You have to reinvent yourself.”
— (via noblehigh)
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GUYS. STARTER CALLS ARE FOR RP BLOGS ONLY.
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Like this for a starter from Synne.
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※ MORE SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college, continued; these are all from my second semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!
“Please clap for me.”
“I’m gonna be playing Spanish Sims.”
“Why do they need my middle fucking initial?”
“Just support me as a friend!”
“I don’t care if you think I’m being whiny as fuck, because I probably am, but still.”
“Scandal: professors are people.”
“We’re fucking men here, we have full-sized Rice Krispy Treats.”
“I ate a lot of yogurt, I had great digestive health.”
“There’s a shoe in the kitchen…?”
“I don’t really eat meat, but I’d fuck with some Chick-Fil-A.”
“I could write a whole thesis on how men ain’t shit.”
“I actually started an illegal gambling ring, once.”
“You called me a raging bitch yesterday, so…”
“I’m so lazy, I don’t want to do anything – ooh! fidget spinner!”
“What the fuck do I look like, Cracker Barrel?”
“Fix my flatbread motherfucking pizzas!”
“Did I tell you the bread story?”
“These fancy rats don’t like crust on their bread.”
“I said that’s not gonna happen again, and it happened two more times.”
“He’s seducing this nice lady.”
“My sheets are still pink. Will anyone know why? The answer is no.”
“Why would you lick a Bible?”
“If it makes you feel better, I won’t kill you and bring you back to life.”
“I don’t cuddle my box of tampons on the beach with my white dress and my white bikini.”
“Now I know where to hide my dead body.”
“I was a bigger fan than you, sorry to break it to you, suck my ass.”
“His hair looks like french fries.”
“Not my salad bar.”
“Wow, that’s not very delicious, it tastes like sand.”
“I have simultaneously the best and worst idea ever.”
“This man’s dick just won the Super Bowl.”
“Wait, don’t laugh yet.”
“Groutfits are the future of this generation, don’t at me.”
“It smells like poots in here.”
“I just had this horrifying vision of dropping my Chipotle.”
“I didn’t want lettuce, I wanted guacamole…! I mixed them up in my head… now I’m pissed.”
“I’ve just been here for a really long time.”
“You think I want his hand up my butt right now?”
“Queso doesn’t belong, even though queso always belongs.”
“I thought I got a 100 but I got a 33.”
“I wonder if the ice is slippery.”
“The only ticket I’ve ever gotten was from a bicycle cop.”
“Muffin men stay there for muffin conventions.”
“I just paid a stranger $10 to paint my tits, happy Mardi Gras.”
“I cut my finger on a chainsaw, but it’s fine.”
“You’re so optimistic, and I’m, like, dying.”
“Get off of that zebra, young woman.”
“My parents didn’t let me watch the Teletubbies because they thought I’d be brainwashed.”
“Did you just say swag? You just imploded your whole argument.”
“He’s perfect in every way, he loves the Lord, except the Lord is Satan.”
“I have a problem with authority.”
“I don’t make these rules. Nuns make these rules.”
“The only things in that town were a movie theater and a pecan store, and we’d already been to the pecan store.”
“Be right back, I have to go fight a war. Should only take a few hours, though.”
“If you put purple on anything smelly, it’s lavender.”
“I can’t see, you can’t hear, and what can’t Jess do…? Math.”
“Are you shitting me? They called at 10 o’clock to say the dog has diarrhea?”
“I’m gonna punch a child.”
“I’m stressed, I’m stressed, I’m so fucking stressed (hell yeah).”
“Who the fuck is in Mountain Time? Utah? Dakota, North and South?”
“She’s a certified side hoe.”
“There’s no crying in the club. Fortunately for me, this is not the club.”
“I asked the void to rate me on a scale of one to ten.”
“Oh, no… don’t defile the fruit…”
“Did you just call a hospital a medical salon?”
“That sad moment when you’re bleeding to death and you can’t eat peanut butter crackers.”
“They called me the flea, I ran so fast.”
“Today, instead of carrying a plastic fork with my Lysol, it’s a napkin. We’ve changed secondary weapons.”
“I injured myself snapping too violently.”
“Son of a fuck cracker.”
“Don’t be alarmed, but has anyone seen my gun?”
“My whole life, I’ve always thought that those orange strips in salad was cheese. Turns out, it’s been carrots this whole time.”
“Jesus is one, he’s two.”
“Science is dead now. No more science.”
“I mean, you could also, theoretically, have sex in the woods.”
“I just wanna make movies and cry.”
“Hi, I’m depressed, but my name is David.”
“I thought there was one… turns out that there’s five.”
“My name is Kathy, I’m a pissed off soccer mom, why is my child not starting? I paid all this money.”
“We could all bring cardboard cutouts of ourselves, and it wouldn’t be the same.”
“I’m five. Six on a good day.”
“I can’t catch a break – everything just breaks.”
“I strive to be the best-smelling person people know.”
“I did a push-up yesterday.”
“Not to be dramatic, but I’d rather die than walk across campus.”
“Y’all look like scary-ass nuns.”
“Wait, that’s not in Hamlet.”
“Our lord and savior is Nicolas Cage, fuckers. Get it right.”
“It’s always tracksuit weather.”
“I owe you either an Icee or my firstborn, whichever you’d prefer.”
“Okay, Black Panther characters, let’s see. We’ve got T’Challa. We’ve got… bad T’Challa.”
“Without sororities, the glitter industry would’ve been dead years ago.”
“Honeymoon is just a nicer way to say fuckfest.”
“Oh my god, someone wants my drugs.”
“I was driving here to take this exam, and a car accident happened right in front of me and almost hit me, and I almost wanted it to hit me so I didn’t have to take this exam.”
“He has the emotional range of a teaspoon.”
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“Do you believe in destiny?”
steven universe song lyric quotes original pilot —– present .
“I wouldn’t be able to have faith in something so cruel.” Synne started to smile, but just shook her head. “But on some days, I do.” She brushed her braids back behind her ear and looked over at the handsome blonde man who asked her a strangely inciteful question for a stranger. And for such a....warrior and buff man that she had met. “What about you, stranger?”
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“If your kids don’t know you love them, then you’re not being a good parent.” She’s not talking about when they’re being punished, just in general.
#dash commentary#she saw a post#about how surprised Loki was when he realized Odin loved him#and Synne already doesn't like Odin#but now he is upped to bad parent category
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steven universe song lyric quotes original pilot —– present .
001. ❛ we’ll win the fight and then go out for pizzas ! ❜
002. ❛ can’t you see it in my eyes ? ❜
003. ❛ you might even like being together . ❜
004. ❛ it might as well be your birthday . ❜
005. ❛ i know i don’t have a plan . ❜
006. ❛ don’t’cha know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense ? ❜
007. ❛ isn’t this such a beautiful night ? ❜
008. ❛ i’m never going down at the hands of the likes of you . ❜
009. ❛ if i could begin to be half of what you think of me . ❜
010. ❛ do you believe in destiny ? ❜
011. ❛ you’ll do it for her/him . ❜
012. ❛ is there anything that’s worth more ? ❜
013. ❛ who am i now in this world without her/him ? ❜
014. ❛ it’s over isn’t it ? ❜
015. ❛ i could even learn how to love like you . ❜
016. ❛ you’re losing sight , you’re losing touch . ❜
017. ❛ here comes a thought that might alarm you . ❜
018. ❛ we’re still not giving up . ❜
019. ❛ i could never be ready . ❜
020. ❛ why would you want to be here ? ❜
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I BEGGED I PLEADED I CRIED
( “Don’t take them from me” )
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Send me "§" if you'd ever consider shipping our muses
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thexfalcon replied to your post: GUYS. LOOKIT MY THEME. LOOKIT THE THEME...
!!!! it’s so pretty!!!!
IT IS AND I AM DYING BECAUSE
I’M JUST
EMOTIONAL
IT’S SO PRETTY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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